Ellie ♥️🏳️‍⚧️

im just gonna drop this here p1kachu.straw.page

Do you guys remember when Linus denied C++ because it's used by "substandard programmers" and "it's much much easier to generate a total and utter crap with it"?

so real

found an ominous browser tab

What if Kotlin testing required less boilerplate and more Kotlin? Oliver Okrongli and Bernd Prünster introduce TestBalloon, a new, extensible framework for modern testing patterns on every Kotlin target. Put it to the test: https://kotl.in/f6aokg

We rewrote our discord bot in Kotlin :3

DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.

mrrp nya mrrow meow

They have our tired eyes

yes true

Our landing page and status page are now open-source! github.com/SolyncSoftwa... github.com/SolyncSoftwa...

meeow~

Bitches? I dont NEED bitches. I AM bitches. I am ALL the bitches i will EVER need.

Learning Haskell will make you want to fight for a happier life

chat i think i have a crush on the haskell programming language

what if instead of vibe coding it was gay coding and instead of gipity i talk to my beautiful wife while shes watching me code and we take turns (we do this and its the best thing ever i love her so much)

100 years of long distance relationships and still no teleportation machine

bluesky is a pokemon reference

a girl with pages torn out

My life is just doomed yuri without the yuri

so as it turns out AI has ruined preservation too because guess what all of those servers need that's unaffordable now that's right, storage!

im forking your car, i got no time for this. is this your car? im forking it. what? are those your dependencies? im forking them too.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

What the fuck dude

HANK DONT ABBREVIATE COMPLETION PREVIEW! HAANK

serverless?? sorry my app is clientless i just run sql queries from emacs

apparently to make something (in c) cross platform you need to use ancient c standard from the 90s because microsoft with their msvc just cant make good things :3

Now dat I got Verified who wants to buy my account

Incel sans when you leave him on read

this is why you should make less commits, chat

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image i made in the wee hours a couple years ago

ass. give me an gh cli extension that throws commits at me like undertale true pacifist credits. no, tell me how and I'LL DO IT MYSELF

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