Paradicelost

If you want to know why Trump invaded this country or that country, or violated international law over yonder, or constitutional law in this state or that city, or hijack our elections: just follow the money. His beady little eyes and neediness to brag about it will lead you straight to it.

This massive mental regurgitation clears his head, and his bowels, making room for yet more bloviating. Natalie Hon, diaper change on deck. Bring everything you got and keep your head down, it’s gonna be heavy work.

“At this point I fell on top of him, and I regret to say a part of my body accidentally entered him.” LITTLE BRITAIN (2003-06)

Bill Maher after dinner with trump: "Yeah, I did it again, bitches....You know what? F*ck you. I like these dinners.” trump after dinner with bill maher: He is a "TOTAL AND COMPLETE LOSER..... the dinner "was a waste of time" and Maher is "not very smart."

Jesse Ventura: “If Donald Trump would have gone in the military, he would have been the guy that wet his bed, cried for his mom, went hysterical, and would be carted out in the middle of the night. The man’s a coward. He’s a bully. All bullies are cowards. That’s why they’re bullies”

Burn all those fucking Celebrity canyons down if it means he doesn’t have to wait a month or two for his garage solar electrical panel to be hooked to the grid, permits or no permits. I mean, he *IS* Bill Maher.

I demand my 1%. I’ll notify bank of impending forfeiture.

Girls! Girls! You're *both* right! Bask in the novelty.

But I have a whole song and break dance to it!

Oh good, we’ve made it to the “advertising discrete partnerships with the CIA” stage of this goatfuck. I remember when Marco was supposed to be the reasonable one.

Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed he promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10B before ultimately placing at least $2B into his accounts. Paywalled, use archive. archive.ph/FHGAt

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

We voted at Arbor Walk in Austin (Travis county). Kind of surprised it wasn’t more crowded at noon today. However they were completely out of “I voted” stickers. Local 13-county Texas Turnout tracker:

We can’t make this shit up good enough Hoodlum.. 😳🤪

I can’t believe Epstein’s best friend doesn’t care about child rape.

Israeli military conducts massive "power projection" operation near Iran's border www.axios.com/2026/10/21/i...

The White House official accounts are posting Down Syndrome slurs to attack journalists. These people are disgusting and morally depraved.

Didn’t he promise money to farmers yesterday?

Found more fraud. The Herrera family hired Alina Habba. They offered her $10 million a year for four years, along with a range of bonuses. Including bonuses, she was guaranteed more than $50 million over four years. Gift link. 👇 www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

Alt text version:

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"Dear Penthouse..."

Anthony Scaramucci: “I'll stipulate that Trump is an agent of Putin.”

Jon Stewart to Matthew McConaughey:

((Cough)) Katie Zacharia ((cough))

Secret Service code name upgraded from 'Mogul' to “ Tail Gunner.”

Good for Talarico. As I said a few days ago, the Democrats need to run against Musk. Everyone with a brain knows that he’s the enemy.

Of course he wants to get rid of Sullivan. Of course he does.

Who had it on their bingo card that a defying court orders scenario would be over a golf course?

Straightening out James Carville and Matthew McCounaughey. Vote Democrat.

LORD THEY GOT ME DRINKING!!! Now we know who paid Tommy Teepell to be a paid agitator at Abdul El-Sayed's event!!!

Paxton’s internals must be terrible

How does Saudi Arabia feel about the new Trump Schtick? Guess what MBS stands for? Asking for a son-in-law who doesn’t want to be cut into little pieces and hauled out in a gym bag.

Would you like some snake handling to go with your speaking in tongues?

💙Amen, AMEN, A-M-E-N!💙

She absolutely went out of her way to intentionally mislead the viewers in every segment that she was an experienced lawyer who had practiced law. Nobody with half a brain can watch this & think otherwise. She’s a fraud which makes her perfect for a senior Trump appointment. bsky.app/profile/noth...

Nothing quite like getting fired on a Friday so we can all forget you existed by Monday.

See? There are still jobs available that pay $195,200.

When you’re applying for the job of U.S. Senator, you should show up for the job interview. Ken Paxton showed up in London on the 4th of July to party with the British. He showed up in Dubai to party with fugitives. He’ll show up anywhere but a debate stage in Texas.

She will always be remembered as one of the all-time greats.

Please go there.

You don’t even need context for this anymore. It’s like the 🍾

I thought that lying was a prerequisite to work for Trump. Scott Jennings… c’mon down. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

Great. Now we have to lose the Scaramucci unit and use the Zacharia unit.