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My feed was doomscrolling so I made a campy sexy music video where a kaiju deposes Trump. Honestly, healthier youtube.com/watch?v=Q_0r...

Turns out, schools are way cheaper than ballrooms...

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I made a track that sounds like being somewhere you’ve been before… but can’t quite place. Dream Milk — Parodius Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=867n... If this feels familiar, you’re not alone. #liminalspace #weirdcore #backrooms #dreamcore

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

I prefer non-lethal distractions from the tRUMPSTEIN Files like renaming the Gulf of Mexico, making Canada the 51st state & buying Greenland. Sure it was hugely offensive to longtime friends & allies, but at least no one died.

🎵 AzureSky Harmonies 🦋 - Hourly Fresh Picks Thanks to our latest contributor(s), choosen from 2 incoming post(s): • @parodius.bsky.social 🔁 to spread the word and help us reach more music lovers!

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social We are signed with a new label! Check out Elevator Love from our EP With Love From Paris open.spotify.com/track/173R1O...

Perfect!

No more laughter life or love. The time of darkness is upon us.

Gameshow idea

Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I've come home

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

Government has failed to provide an unambiguous answer to a request for a statutory public inquiry into Harrods and Mohamed Al Fayed.

Epstein survivor rejects Starmer’s apology. Pls share.

Can I tell you something?

💥 GOOD. Because that £240 million contract gifted to Palantir, with no competition… …after Starmer had an off-the-books meeting with Mandelson and Palantir… …while Mandelson was officially LOBBYING FOR Palantir and so personally financially benefiting from such links and contracts… Stinks.

I just signed a petition calling for an urgent investigation into Peter Mandelson's dealings with Palantir. Did he use his position as UK Ambassador to benefit the US spy tech firm? Sign now: www.foxglove.org.uk/campaigns/ma...

Great news as sports can be more accessible - but it WILL need rule changes from sporting bodies who have mistakenly listened to the wrong advice.

Exciting investment news! Today is the day my...

as an adult

"We'll take our stand for this land & the stranger in our midst..." Powerful. Brutal. Inspirational. A loving tribute to Renée Good, Alex Pretti & the good people of Minneapolis. Plus, it name-checks all the villains: the Puppy Killer🐶, Pee-Wee German🇩🇪, the Orange Atrocity🍊💩 & above all: ICE🧊🚫 1/

Airlines will not show this to prevent walkouts.

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Every year, they do a unit on Haiku ☕️ Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/scottmetzger... #cats

A month after the Epstein files deadline, only a fraction of DOJ records have been released. Does no one have the power to confront this obstruction of justice or are we to be “ok” with the fact we now are ruled by a dictator.

Great to see Scotland honouring Mr Trump with the Stone of Scone.

Slightly diminish a game Vicar of War

Sky News on Renee Nicole Good murder: "There are deeply conflicting accounts of what happened." REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar. Grow a spine.

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The files clearly were not on her desk as 1 ream of A4 is 1000 sides of paper, so like, 5,200 reams of A4. Just saying.

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"I write this letter, as I wrote my original letter ... simply because, in the light of having worked for nearly fifty years in education and mental health, I regard these pupils’ accounts to be painfully authentic and sadly consistent with Farage’s previously recorded views and behaviours."

Huge year for me. Thank you everyone who listened and shared! Not bad for an autistic bloke who spends most of his time caring, eh? 😁

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Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Remember to spread as much unconditional love, joy, peace, kindness and positivity wherever you go. Keep hope in your heart and make your world shine with happiness ❤️

Share a great female villain.

Bones at the Crossroads is 50% off at Barnes and Noble! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bones-at-t...

if you put your socks on inside out the entire universe and everything in it is wearing your socks EXCEPT you

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Reform UK have repeatedly said that Kent is their "flagship" council and "the shop window" for how they intend to run things. When they are exposed as planning to slash social care for old people, in order to hire their cronies as advisors at £150k a pop, I think people should believe them. ~AA