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“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” - ChatGPT

Filling the tanks up with prayers works as expected

Even a machete or scimitar does not wound the pool. Please do not touch or tug on the paint though, the national guard will murder you.

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

Ok friends. #TeamPygmy will be in tomorrow's #BestSquid match and I need to tell you why pygmy squid are THE BEST. Specifically, this little sweetheart, Kodama jujutsu (photo credit Brandon Hannan) #Squidtember 🦑🧪 (1/n)

@matt-levine.bsky.social is this insider trading if the info comes out on a Saturday and no one can act on it? old.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...

Oprah will tell us what to do!

it’s food! so much of it is food (and drinks if you do that), it is simply very expensive to feed a lot of people nice food at a big wedding the one other thing that we really splurged on that we have no regrets about is a great photographer, our wedding photos are still a joy to look back at

Remember the last time we had a pandemic and one political party sided with the virus?

Trump has definitely noticed this one

I've been observing, and JD Vance has the skull topology of an inveterate criminal.

No way he'd remember any of the pre/post inflation prices and would end up saying something stupid like a banana costs $10

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