Pat Casey

Pat Casey

@patcasey.bsky.social

Screenwriter (Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Violent Night). Violent Night 2 in theaters December 4, 2026!

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Giannis fumbles the ball and takes five steps then catches it and takes three more steps. “That’s clean.” No, it’s not! When you catch the ball you get ZERO steps before you have to dribble. Each of your feet can come down ONCE There is no gather step on the catch

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In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

The New York Times@nytimes.com

President Trump has pushed to move briefings out of the White House press room. Aides say he wants an indoor swimming pool instead. nyti.ms/4eoW3AV

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2nd suicide in our community this week. We talk about how hard things are in Hollywood right now, but it is so much worse than many think. People who have sacrificed everything to make movies are finding dwindling opportunities and heartbreak. If shit gets dark, reach out to friends. You are loved.

the weird thing about the Savannah Bananas fans is that they seem to be under the impression that the Harlem Globetrotters aren't actually good at basketball?

If you can get an immunity to Iocane Powder by taking very small doses over a long period of time, just imagine how immune you’ll be if you take one giant dose all at once!

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over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened

A ton of injuries in this Jags/Eagles game. London turf killing people out here just like London's favorite son and most beloved citizen, Jack The Ripper

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The spy who came in for the cold brewskis

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social

Kash Patel's visit to Moscow is being hosted by the FSB, the successor to the KGB, once chaired by Putin and in whose operations he continues to take a strong personal interest. The FSB has Patel's goat, it's safe to say. www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Ultimately, the point of Lanterns seems to be that pride (even well-earned pride) is an absolutely unforgivable sin that warrants endless humiliation and death but murder is no big deal, actually, don't even worry about it

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Lots of dataviz in this piece. I think these two really stand out (first one is touchdown rate per drive in first four games and the second one is over the full season for the finished seasons)

The Vikings keep winning but they're basically unwatchable on offense. They should just punt on first down like in the Waterboy