Patrick Sullivan

Using a priority token in Deadlock and it matches me into a game where that character is banned

Doctor gave me a prescription for antibiotics and a Witch Crest. Yeah, the parasitic roots. Amoxicillin. No mom, I won't-... yes, I'll only leech the life of my foes when its safe. Love you

Hollow Knight is better than Silksong even though Silksong is better than Hollow Knight

The fourth New York is of the mutant turtles living in the sewers, giving the city its cowabunga nature

Serious Bigness was so good I cheered like an idiot in front of everyone when I beat the demo

One trainer has possibly taken the concept of Pokémon breeding too far after successfully breeding a Poochyena with perfect Individual Values at the cost of its breathing being all fucked up. paletteswap.site/dif...

Final Fantasy VII Revelation builds on what I love about Remake and fixes an issue with Rebirth, but has one new snag. paletteswap.site/tru...

Persona 6

How every day feels lately

Tears of the Kirby

The era of cozy games is over, it's all about coming of age slop now

I hope this Direct has some great Super Mario initiatives

Male Pattern Baldness Gem

lmao michigan

palette swap is on the ground at PAX. come find us. if you dare.

I played a bunch of Dragons Dogma 2 Dark Arisen a couple weeks ago. Didn’t have a spot to write about it but made a quick video (you can find a lot of my stuff on my personal Instagram, YT, and TikTok these days) If you like what you see drop a follow, helps a ton! (Gameplay is from Switch 2)

Zork? The text game?

Hamlet if it was actually good: "Alas, Pickle Yorick!"

Get used to losing. It’s what makes victory feel so good. paletteswap.site/tru...

Sub-a-thon Day 3 begins now. We crushed 600, moving on to 666. IRL cooking and Mukbang this afternoon. More to follow. Twitch.tv/Mamavitelli

Big Walk is not friendslop. Big Walk is a prox chatter. paletteswap.site/tru...

the day is here once again

They ran out of money so hard for Evangelion they had to crack out the markers bro

The Odyssey ruled I guess, who cares, I got Puppycat first try in the claw machine in the theater after and that's all that matters

Why the fuck does the airport bar have 3 of the same TVs on 3 different aspect ratios

ARMS 2: THUMBS

Mina the Hollower has some great little freaks

They put Tingle in a cage, thank god

Deborah Ann Woll can double jump, that wasn't made up for the game, she can just do that

Dawg, I'm clearly busy

I know a current event from last week might as well be 2005, but I wrote about Kash Patel scuba diving at Pearl Harbor like a goddamn asshole

YEAHHHH LET'S FUCKING GO

The Pope never mentions this guy

30 YEARS???

Planted some maple saplings today, boy I can't wait to sit in the shade of these things in a week at most

Remaking Star Fox 64, lol. What's next? Remaking Ocarina Of Time?

After almost 5 years to the day, I am no longer an editor at The Inventory. All writers were notified this morning that we are being let go. If you know of any ecommerce writing opportunities covering tech, gaming, home goods—really anything at all—please reach out.

"...a graceful and witty prose stylist with profound erudition, whose reviews are worth reading just for themselves..." - Roger Ebert on Roger Ebert, from a review of Garfield 2 he wrote in character as Garfield www.rogerebert.com/reviews/garf...

A little more than a year ago, @paperwords.bsky.social received a letter from the US Forest Service detailing plans for a new wildfire recovery project. But a single word caught his eye—and alerted him to a secret, Big Tobacco-style campaign with ramifications for our forests.

This is exactly how Titanium Court got me