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qi-jie tits out

i’m always sorry to inflict sy onto some girl when he’s binghe obsessed, but it is very funny for the girl he’s going out with to scroll thru his pictures with growing confusion

look at our thieves bro we aint stealing shit #八仙 #allwishescometrue #binquan

so many years and this is still one of my most favourite mdzs headcanons

trans man sy being like of course i like cocks! that's just penis envy yknow. my brain getting wires crossed between wanting to have a dick and having one inside me. haha but don't worry i'm not like gay for it

very normal ways to get your shixiong’s attention #八仙 #allwishescometrue #binquan

once had a beautiful dream about lesbian hualian where xl had lost an arm and hc gave her a replacement. but it has some sort of ghostly connection to it that xl doesn't realize, which means hc feels it when xl starts masturbating with it. panicking trying to make it back to tell her it's shared

yqy should get prescribed regular massages. sj invading the treatment because "how could zhangmen-shixiong be so careless, making himself so vulnerable to outsiders?" yqy: they're not outsiders.... (inside thought bc yqy doesn't want him to stop. he's suddenly very grateful his dick doesn't work)

on a scale of one to drawing xuan su how fucked up do you think yqy would be stumbling across a shrine for qi-ge specifically that sj made to mourn the person he was before he failed sj (and so sj can separate the two in his mind)

Toxic qijiuyuan where SY is fucking YQY to make SJ jealous, and YQY is fucking SY as a proxy for SJ

I don't know how to communicate to small businesses that even if I didn't avoid AI-created sites on principle, I'd still avoid them because they look like fucking scams

POST CANCELED, THIS IS NOW THE NEW POST yes hello SJ only touching YQY’s dick through other people is SO big brained!!! He has to really earn that! To the point that he’ll only grind down on the bulge YQY leaves on TLJ’s stomach!!! His hole tho?? Free real estate

Sj squeezing and stroking tlj through yqy's throat 😵‍💫

sy catfishing as a girl on dating apps 'just to understand the other side and see how bad it it (like the ally he is!)' and totally not to get attention from and flirt with men without acknowledging anything inconvenient about himself

sqh being the person yqy is most jealous of for the longest time post sy transmigration, because sy!sqq never acted more like sj than when those two were together. worse, it was that affectionate sort of performative (and not) anger that only yqy used to get from him when they were kids

TW: mention of suicide SJ cyberbullying and suicide-baiting YQY, who is furiously jerking off to his messages like it’s ERP

What greater love language is there for Qijiu than for yqy to willingly surrender his life and SJ to accept it ☺️

Was just reminded of this doodle, there’s no way Shen Jiu hasn’t spent sleepless nights ruminating on how yqy walks like it’s heavy.

In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

YQY could have been at SJ’s bedside when he died. Right there, watching over him. YQY could have seen SJ die and not even realized it

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Modern QiuJiu inspired by Miming Dissolving Grace by leomiea archiveofourown.org/works/92322576 #qijiu #svsss #svsssbigbang2026

I want good things for YQY (SJ choking him)

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." As well as

Cw implied mpreg, male lactation// . . Oh no, junshang's *pissed* Someone dared to comment about his princess's human lineage and told him to consider a more "suitable" mate to have an heir with..... While hes feeding said princess...oh noooo they're gonna die Jan 20, 2024

Lula Goes HARD

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

⭐ Sorry, not for sale

リクいただきました柳清歌です！ ありがとうございました✨ #svsss