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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment" -Professional high speed bullet catcher Charlie Kirk

youtu.be/QMRdUz8UspE

RIP to Chuck Mangione. feels so bad.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6r9BncL/

Live look at Hell currently:

this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works

2 more days till riding academy. Psyched to learn how to not die on a motorcycle.

No offense to all the grandmas gone wild out there

Best quote I’ve seen today: “MAGA are just Disney adults but the Disney in question is Song of the South”

youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY?...

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people. It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire

gonna just keep this response on hand for the next several years

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

Happy new years, motherfuckers. youtu.be/cmXrwscfKBc?...

The poptarts bowl understands the idea of over the top ridiculous spectacle and we need more of this in college football.

ROG Ally Upgrades complete. Upgraded SSD and Hall effect joysticks all working and I didn’t even mangle anything for once!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Happy Festivus! Let us begin the airing of grievances!

I didn’t get anybody shit for Christmas except for my wife and kids. I don’t want anything from anyone other than maybe taking my kids to go do something while I do chores. Not sure if this is the best idea ever or if it’s going to blow up in my face spectacularly.

Ballionaire is a wild time. It’s up there with Balatro.

Uh oh. Games aren’t doing it for me and I’m just listlessly headed to bed at 10pm. Sure sign depression’s about to take the wheel in ol’ Petebrain.

Man fuck SMU

Please please please let these NY doctors have a press conference and be like “well we could have saved him but United refused to cover the procedure” lol

It’s me if I ever start streaming again

one true love

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed. Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up." But doctor…

mantis shrimp mantis shrimp not a mantis or a shrimp is he strong? rocket punch eats a crab for his lunch look out! here comes the mantis shrimp

Let’s goooooooooo

Slicing up honey ham this morning and I’ve already had way too much. Lunch isn’t for another 2 hours. I have erred and i will surely be made to pay for my hubris.

Back on social media.