Elephant from Gabon

with the season officially over, i can now reveal this chart i’ve been working on tracking my thoughts on the hg’s all season long! #BB28 (in this thread i’m gonna post some people’s lines individually and do a little ✨data analysis✨) 🧵

when we get our next returnee survivor season, i better not see ANY pre-s40 khias out there. i’m dead serious, no exceptions. #Survivor

realizing i’ve done a lot of lurking the last few days and not a lot of posting… here’s me serving cunt in costume for my play

(Mentally, I'm still here.) #tar #tar39 #amazingrace #realitytv

voting out jeff is an interesting proposition. let’s explore that #survivor

I hate big brother Halloween bc what do you mean you’re putting up the icons #BB28

i almost always hate “nerdy” white guys on survivor, so it’s lowk a miracle kilby has won me over #Survivor #Survivor51

yall i spent all of last night and this morning binging this shit… it wasn’t good. 😭 if they cast actually cutthroat players it could’ve been gaggy, but after the first few rounds, anyone who strategized got jumped IMMEDIATELY. very republican coded, would not recommend.

Competition RTV becoming the modern version of everything getting a video game version is perplexing

feeling the urge to make youtube videos about survivor cause i wanna say my piece without having to indulge in “discourse” #Survivor #Survivor51

#Survivor51 Linnea's jump scare at seeing only one idol on the podium was sadly prescient.

my impact #Survivor #Survivor51

🗣️ THIS ACCOUNT SUPPORTS DANIEL KILBY #Survivor #Survivor51

why couldn't maggie have wanted cristian out 😭 #survivor51

savu: #Survivor #Survivor51

#Survivor 51 has officially made history as the longest streak of women being voted out with 6. The record before this belongs to Fiji, where the first 5 boots were all women

this week has been so fucking ass man

SHIIIIITTTTT FUCK THIS DAMN SHOOOOWWWWWW #Survivor #Survivor51

JEFF PROBST YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY #Survivor #Survivor51

savu ganging up on kilby like they weren’t gonna vote his ass out RIGHT after lewis PLEASE dpmo 🙄 #Survivor #Survivor51

honestly impressive kilby and lewis found 6 different ways to spell linnea and none of them were right #Survivor #Survivor51

when you don’t know how to spell her name so you spell it incorrectly 2 different ways just to be safe #Survivor #Survivor51

going to the dina tribal with over 20 minutes left in the episode… oh i know we’re about to EAT GOOD 🤭 #Survivor #Survivor51

ugh, alexis’s positive attitude while getting voted out just makes it even more heartbreaking to see her go ❤️‍🩹 #Survivor #Survivor51

“we have debated all writing down your name” oh i know jeff got hella greg buis flashbacks #Survivor #Survivor51

when you have to decide between voting out a fifth woman in a row or staying loyal to your all-black alliance… intersectionality final boss #Survivor #Survivor51

just casually handing over 2 extra votes… SEE WHEN YOU’RE MOTHER #Survivor #Survivor51

“so… let’s play” UGH MAGGIE I LOVE YOU #Survivor #Survivor51

this INSANE lie… lewis wtf? #Survivor #Survivor51

when the “two extra votes” graphic came on the screen… OOOOH I FELT IN MY GOOCH #Survivor #Survivor51

VOTE OUT DEV VOTE OUT DEV VOTE OUT DEV #Survivor #Survivor51

the tension in this devin/alexis conversation is SOOOO juicy, i’m liviiiinnnnggg 🔥 #Survivor #Survivor51

these close-up nature shots are SOOOO cinematic, oh wow #Survivor #Survivor51

WOAH… woah #Survivor #Survivor51

oh the boat driver was FEELING IT 🙂‍↕️ #Survivor #Survivor51

linnea wants to vote out my boyfriend? damn, shame #Survivor #Survivor51

brady complaining about SOMEONE ELSE being frantic and annoying? imagine how tired we are… 🫩 #Survivor #Survivor51

their height difference is actually INSANE 😭 #Survivor #Survivor51

this better not be alexis’s swan song istg 🥲 #Survivor #Survivor51

alright, play over. time to lock in. #Survivor #Survivor51

me if 2 more women get voted out tonight: #Survivor #Survivor51

i won’t be watching survivor with yall tonight… CAUSE ITS OPENING NIGHT FOR MY PLAY 🥳 🐦‍⬛

why am i all of a sudden getting WAY more nsfw posts on my timeline here??? …i’m not complaining, i’m just confused 😗

Fun fact: Big ORGephant’s two 15th-placers were born on the same day! Happy birthday Chris and Pablo! 🐘 🥳 @blissmirage.bsky.social @pabsinthehouse.bsky.social

Adam has crazy eyes. #bb9