Amazing Race out of context

There's not a chance in hell I can push this! #tar #tar3 #amazingrace #realitytv

Still so crazy that Dee, Dick & Angela got put in the house with so many advantages (fan votes; each other) while Rachel and Cirie got sent in with active *disadvantages* (white locust; Jared)

(Mentally, I'm still here.) #tar #tar39 #amazingrace #realitytv

Incidentally, i was reading an article about Michael getting voted off, and it mentioned Victor in passing, and it used his full name, and Victor's last name is VOLLBRECTHAUSEN. Like, even his last name is extra

you like a thing that's old? that's just nostalgia. can't get with the times. stick in the mud chud. you like a thing that's new? recency bias. bandwagoning. consoomer easily distracted by jangling keys. the solution is to not like anything

This is no shade against SQuotesX, whom i adore, but I love when people post things like, "Jamie & Jojo are only the 37th team with Js in their name to make it to at least 8th place on TAR!" Like, ok.

Be aggressive! In his mouth! #tar #tar32 #amazingrace #realitytv

When you deliver the pies, they throw pies at you, so be careful. #tar #tar32 #amazingrace #realitytv

(Yes, there's all the woo footage of Colin being crunchy, but does any clip illustrate the difference between Colin 1.0 and Colin 2.0 better than this clip, where Christie is actually able to assert herself, and the two of them can discuss a disagreement calmly?) #tar #tar31 #amazingrace #realitytv

I have a suggestion. I think we should all hold hands and literally just feel the love of the universe, and, like, you'll feel it come into this group. #tar #tar31 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #survivor #realitytv

if i send this to you i just missed my uber and will not be attending the function #survivor51

I’m sorry but Andrea is insufferable 😭 #TAR39

How it feels watching Survivor and The Amazing Race both releasing some of their best episodes in years #Survivor #TAR39

"I am willing to bet that it was fruit that was used to murder." Not a sentence you hear every day. #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors #Traitors

At the risk of being crass, this is the single greatest bathroom book of all time. Nothing will ever come close

I took a very stupid "which Blood on the Clocktower character are you" quiz because I treat the internet like it's 2011, apparently, and I got read to absolute filth:

finally got around to watching the first two episodes of the new amazing race and DAMN I FORGOT HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS. WE ARE SO BAAACCCKKKK #AmazingRace #TAR39

i know the amazing race is like the ugly stepsister of the bunch, but i genuinely think that out of the CBS big 3, it has the best season 1 🤷‍♀️

I know I look crazy with these fries on. Some seasoned salt on... little bit of seasoned salt on--that's all you need on there is a little seasoning salt. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv

I’m just saying, can you name a single Na’vi character in “Choosin’ Texas”?

Driving in Portland is so infuriating. Like, I go 31 in a 30, and i look like an absolute speed demon

Intestines are my bread and butter, man. #tar #tar29 #amazingrace #realitytv

--I heard she doesn't like being told to calm down. --That's why I kept sayin' it. #tar #tar29 #amazingrace #realitytv

like

It's one of my favorite monumentos. #tar #tar28 #amazingrace #realitytv

--That's good! That's good! You're good! It's good! --I don't like it. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv

Don't call me sir. Do not speak [unless?] I invite you to do so. [?] #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv

The Godfather, Part II:

WELCOME TO VIETNAM

Amazing Race 30 contestant, teammate of Joey Chestnut, Timothy "Tim" Janus has passed away at age 49 from complications following a long battle with cancer.

Are we just not going to talk about this getup #traitors #thetraitorsus

IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE

First round table of #TheTraitorsNewBlood was better than the entirety of Season 4.

"Who's that in your avatar?" You guys, I can't. I WON'T

Translating with the Stars 🌠🌠🌠🌠