Kelly Clarkson's Obscene Bird of Night

Ooooh, that's some high quality rage bait. I feel like that market's been stagnant for a long time.

Seeing a lot of people clowning on this guy for thinking documentaries tell the full truth but like, most do? Or at least intend to? Most docs like true crime TV shows aren't meta-narrative mindfucks that's actually about the creators

News that signals a dangerous rift in the shaky Nerds-Pretty Girls truce signed in 2016 to counter the Chud influence.

"Miss Hoover my rack of ribs I put in the oven is gone"

Damn, that dude must have one hell of an ass.

Beautiful, poet, and etc.

I think Obama I was where I first learned what arugula was.

Sure, that's why the anti AI folks also get frothingly mad when the Global South folks get advanced degrees or high tech factories /s

My face when it turns out a cool song from a local band is a Decemberists cover

"Cmon babe you know this one!" "I'm sorry I don't" "Gah! Ethan Klein! It was Ethan Klein! From the h3h3 Youtube channel! It has over 3 billion views! Remember I made you watch one of those videos in the car after I told you you'd never be a great writer because you didn't have a curious mind!"

Not that it really matters but uh, was this made with Gen AI? For the part with the woman who can't show her face because she's white?

"Also somehow my 18 pack of Steel Reserve is gone! Every can is open and empty!"

*Nathan Fielder voice "The plan..."

Me and the fellas going to the club looking like we'd just have a giant cheeto a noogie

A headline that mirrors the experience of Homer falling down Springfield Gorge.

"What do you mean I don't contribute to this relationship? Remember when I got you a cup of water at Taco Bell?" ($150 million for new refinery capacity is chump change to what refinery revenue is. Back of envelope, US refines $1 billion worth of oil each day)

Oh so this is that weird scam company that's been promising to bring back Wooly Mammoths for like twenty years with nothing to show for it. Surprised they didn't announce they put mammoth DNA on a block-chain.

Yeah those were some of my favorite TOS Not Technically Holodeck episodes.

Jamelle Bouie had a take a few days ago that "Talledaga Nights" with Will Ferrell is closest to what Dubya term I felt like culturally and having lived through it, yeah basically.

Is this about religion or comic books?

*Thinks about what my non-elderly parents media consumption habits are like right now "Oh, no"

For anyone else curious to learn more, in "The Curse" there's a couple sex scenes with Fielder and Emma Stone. He's explicitly playing a scripted character but it's one he wrote so it has some of his Fielder-isms.

Like four of these are breathing, the thing everyone currently alive is pretty good at?

"Cmon, obviously she's lying about the abuse. Just look at me, do I look like the kind of person who'd marry a pedophile in exchange for a free tent to sleep in???"

I follow a local artist who sells horror-themed prints, stickers, and such. Yesterday they posted a reel where the text was "Yeah so my Dad is in the hospital. He's stable but it's going to be a long road to recovery" but the photo was a feet pic in her bed? Girl, what??????

A weird trend on social media is the deliberately obtuse zero-information post. Like, who did that? I genuinely don't know and won't learn from reading this? How hard is to say "Don't forget [name] did this thing"?

I love being an indie pop fan. Every band has a Cool Girl as a vocalist and then the Bassist look like they gave the Green River Killer tips on how to properly strangle a hooker

"And then at night, the AI robots will lull us to sleep telling us digital jungle tales"

Yes, little groypers, I encourage you to get really into this kind of thing. Tell all your friends how into it you are. Wear T-shirts! Read your fic at open-mic nights!

Ye Olde Drunkards "Why yes it doesn't seem cruel to me to put people in solitary confinement for more than 72 hours"

Yeah I guess I would have guessed Palmer's pfp would be an anime OC that doesn't look anything like him.