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How can anyone read this headline and not think 'OMG. Trump wrote a lewd birthday note of Epstein'?

Whatever your politics you should see a flake like Trump is a bigger threat to global peace and security than anyone. He's a blundering moron on the world stage and I assure you the world has its head in its hands for the laughing stock the US has managed to make itself in a few short months.

Here's a NEW EPISODE of Eleanor & Alasdair Read That! It's all about Treasure Island, an adventure story for boys. But @eleanormorton.bsky.social and I read it anyway. Subscribe, and keep a lookout for the one-legged pirate: linktr.ee/readthat

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The Boys from Brazil but takes place in South Africa and the cover story for the money laundering to fund cloning Hitler is a Emerald business.

Roy Orbison and Johnny Cash perform "Oh, Pretty Woman" live on The Johnny Cash Show in 1969. m.youtube.com/watch?v=eV9G...

Incredible how cartoonists anticipated Elon Musk and Donald Trump about 80 years ago.

Is Melina Trump trying to look like gangster's moll?

Am I hearing it right. Liz "Economy Crasher" Truss is threatening to sue a lettuce.

I'm sure Elon Musk talks the sh*t he does to farm engagement on Twitter. I blocked him long ago but so much of my feed is full of people being outraged by the stuff he comes out with. I think we should drown more kittens. Repost if you agree, comment if you disagree.

What does Santa give a climate change denier for Christmas? A lump of coal is playing into their hands.

People with fencing companies in the UK.

It's getting weird now. Have I ticked a box for fox pictures? Please note, I'm blocking anyone who posts a fox picture.

Why are there so many fox pictures on here?