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I don’t know, if were at a concert, Macklemore saying “Free Palestine“ would be much less disturbing to me than Ed Sheeran saying, “Gonna play some of my songs for you right now.”

The President of the United States!

If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland. I’m sorry but I make the rules.

The real headline from the birthright‑citizenship case isn’t the outcome. It’s that four Supreme Court justices signaled they believe a president can effectively rewrite the Constitution through executive order.

The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.

...while telling the Pope off...

Obama: "It's a reminder that on a lot of different foreign policy problems, the notion we can just bully our way or bomb our way to solution may sometimes seem appealing ... You'd think we would've learned that lesson by now, but it seems like every so often we have to learn that lesson again."

#ObamaAppreciationDay

The world's first trillionaire received 38 Billion Dollars from the US government. But, no, we won't have enough money to pay for school lunches for your kids. Or give you healthcare. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Men are too emotional to be president.

Why are cybertruck drivers the WORST at parking

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Computing used to be fun and rewarding…before enshittification ruined everything. Now I just see tech as a tool for mass surveillance, marketing, division and loneliness.

Countries where it’s illegal to criticize the president: • Iran • China • Russia • North Korea • The United States

If imprisoning every person in the Epstein files will "cause a global collapse," then, fuck it, let's just start over.

Correct.

In a nutshell. 😊

Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

Our president is promising to wipe out a civilization tonight. And what is our response? We all drive to work, go to the grocery store, eat out at a restaurant, meet with friends, go to the bar, pretend like this is all normal. It's not. It's madness.

Accountability is very important. Without it, the people who do bad things are just emboldened to do more bad things. You vote for a capitalist, and you'll never see accountability. If you vote for a capitalist from either party, all these criminals walk free. Divine justice is fake. It's up to us.

Marco Rubio declared that under the Constitution being born in the USA does not make you a citizen unless your parents are citizens. Marco Rubio's parents were Cuban immigrants who were NOT citizens at the time of his birth. Do you think Marco will now self-deport?

Honestly, I think the US became a failed state when they decided guns were more important than their own children and we’re just watching the end.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

When Democrats accuse Trump of a crime, it's because he actually did it. When Trump falsely accuses Democrats of a crime, it's because he actually did it.

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." "Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

Well, JB PRITZKER For Possible President, Then........

I swear. I don’t want softness Democrats when they take control again. No excuses. I want this current administration dragged to The Hague. I want to see them suffer. If you are a Democrat that’s not willing to do it. You are not a Democrat for me.

Trump: "It used to be very successful. Now it's a country run by fear. It's a country where they tell protesters, 'Don't go outside, because if you do, we're gonna kill you.'"

There's not enough therapy in the world for the Old Dominion University ROTC students who were forced to kill a school shooter yesterday. www.jezebel.com/school-shoot...

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

You know who can also testify as to what was happening with Epstein and don’t need clemency? His victims.

Kristi Noem has to go. Gregory Bovino has to go. Stephen Miller has to go.

We need to not just abolish the GOP, we need to abolish all parties. The whole electoral process is undermined when only 2 people are essentially "allowed" to win. It purposefully locks out other candidates, and creates the very scenario we're in today.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Living under capitalism is like being forced to play a board game you dislike where the rules are boring, unfair and nonsensical but which the winners, who started with an advantage, keep explaining are excellent, and if you try improve the game you’re “cheating” but if you stop playing you’ll die

Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics Good times.

Good Q @SarahKSilvermam