Phi 🌸

My new goal in life is to be described this way

Finally did the oil change

Good morning, lovelies Hope you're staying warm, drinking water, and taking care of yourselves 💜

I'm not classist, some of my best friends are riff-raff

It has been alleged that I may have autism, and I think back on how long it took me to crack the code of former girlfriend inviting me to watch a film - and being clueless that each time it would result in sex I'm so mad about how many films we started and never saw the ending lmao

Just realised that while pre-transition me spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to be more masculine, I haven't applied nearly as much effort trying to be feminine.. wild you don't have to try so hard when it actually fits you, huh

Are you an eepy girl that has been forced to go to work? You may be entitled to compensation

Load-bearing coping mechanism

actually,

I needed to keep quiet about this but this is what I was working on earlier this year. My publication “Harming Children: The Effects of the UK puberty-blocker ban” was evidence used for this! I had to submit a lengthy affidavit via NZ local trans group PATHA. Let’s hope we can overturn more now.

Maybe I'm just a monster but the coffee shop server was nauseatingly cheerful

I think I drank too much coffee today Tryna sleep and brain won't shut ✨️ the ✨️ fuck ✨️ up

[0003832] Humans are cowards

Forgot to say but I did exercise yesterday :3 Did about 80 minutes on the exercise bike while I watched The Borgias

@unwisewoman.bsky.social @thatdoll.online

being a tranny is so exhausting

I should have more power

I like the cunt of your jib

Polly wants a third

I dont want to hear shit about how trans people need to accept "reasonable compromises" puberty blockers instead of hrt for minors *was* the compromise 2 years hrt and hormone testing requirements for trans women athletes *was* the compromise taking more of our rights away is not "reasonable"

call center gf holding out her hand: hold please

They never told be how exhausting it would be living in hell, not slay

Rotten news day in the UK for trans people, had a long day at work because of technical issues and probably won't get to profit from the overtime, and it's already bedtime..

once upon a midnight weary while i laid there, slightly dreary over many a queer and curious volume of forgotten lore while i wandered, nearly dreaming suddenly there came a seeming sense of someone vaguely schemeing just outside my bedroom door 'tis a lesbian', i mumbled only this and nothing more

medicine that grows boobs and makes trans women happy: scary and must be super regulated medicine that makes u lose weight and also nauseous af and sometimes destroys ur pancreas: u are 1 simple telehealth appt away from this apparently

I want to go swimming but I haven't been since I started growing tits lmao

Sorry this airbag does WHAT

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