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Tom Cotton’s anti Hailey Schaffer ads are doing a really good job of making me want to vote for Hailey Schoffer.

Yo, @sonicdrive-in.bsky.social wtf? No more 1/2 price drinks? Like first you end happy hour and now this?? That was the whole reason people go there. Bruh.

Trump and Mad King George have a lot of similarities if you think about it. Namely, the same hubris and senility that leads to the ends of empires…

I’m really curious to see, in 20 years, what studies come out linking AI usage to increased Alzheimer’s or dementia.

Sending Minnesota all my love. The drone footage of the protests is so inspiring. You guys are the front lines right now. So incredibly brave 🩷

ICE needs to start looking for Jesus, not Jesús.

It has been 0 days since I have gutterally screamed at a goddamn customer service bot.

The sin that cause God to punish Sodom and Gomorrah was being inhospitable to foreigners.

“But her emails!” WHAT ABOUT HIS EMAILS???????

OF COURSE HE KNEW ABOUT THE GIRLS

I better not see a SINGLE GODDAMN EMAIL in my inbox from Chuck, Hakeem, Nancy, whoever, about donations. NOT A GODDAMN ONE.

People complain about how every building is gray and bland and every body dresses the same now, but it’s because we spent the early 2000s bullying each other so hard on the internet for showing any sort of individuality.

I propose that historian call this time in American history “The Cold Civil War.” However, if it turns into a hot civil war, I propose they call it Civil War 2: American Doo Doo.

a crise é estética

www.npr.org/2025/08/21/n... and there was much rejoicing

Hey #englishdegree Bluesky, I told my students that Engl degrees are actually very versatile and you can actually get a good job w/ 1 (even if it’s not related to your degree)…but now I need proof (gotta cite my sources lol). So if you have a nice job with an MA please let me know so I can share!

I don’t understand why iron gummies have such a gross mouth feel when you chew them. I feel my soul leave my body every time I bite down.

Tom Cotton is a liar. The deadly drugs in eastern AR didn’t come from over the border, they are being cooked in garages. The immugrants that live here run the Tyson chicken factories and pick our soybeans. It’s time to geg this liar out office. apple.news/AUZOqUORnRxq...

Praying for an asteroid to come wipe us out because we’re too fucking dumb to live anymore. Let the roaches and octopuses take over. I don’t give a shit.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

lol Sarah, as your constituent, I have to ask, is paying 19k for a podium really order? What about all the meth and fent? Is that order? What about the cops doing pit maneuvers on cars that ARE COMPLYING with pulling over? Is that order? Even the Waltons don’t agree with your policies.

I’m becoming more and more convinced that everyone who says the midterm elections won’t happen or won’t matter are either part of a psy op or have bought into a psy op to make us give up.

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One time, my brother’s pet lizard died on the heating rock he was laying on while we were out of town. When we got back into town he was just a dark brown scaly husk. Anyway, the GOP is repealing the excise tax on tanning beds. I’m sure MTG and Lauren Bobo are rejoicing.

Being middle-aged is getting excited about a new scent of #Fabuloso

With our country on the verge of legal and fiscal collapse, I would like to thank the mainstream media for focusing on the candidate who withdrew from the race and wasn't even on the ballot last November. Just amazing editorial work. A monument in speaking truth to power.

There's a school of thought which suggests that the only way to disable the fascist movement is to stop shielding MAGA voters from the consequences of their actions. Well, now that the GOP administration is disabling disease surveillance, response, and even basic research, there's no shield. 1/ 🧵