Phil Dean

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Delighted with this review of my new record 😍 indiedockmusicblog.co.uk?p=41502

Putin/Trump humanitarian? Please. The only way this adjective makes sense is if they use the word the way a reformed werewolf in a Terry Pratchett book does: "It was easy to be a vegetarian by day. It was preventing yourself from becoming a humanitarian at night that took the real effort.”

Been listening to an audio book which I _think_ has been narrated by AI, but I'm not entirely sure. Either way, the voice is almost a perfect match for Tom Hiddleston, so it feels like I'm being read to by Loki.

Casting call for a movie to play - surprise surprise - a "guard". Even us extras can get completely typecast 😆

Captain America: The First Avenger for Tax Purposes

This is about half the amount of people that were in the queue to take a piss halfway through the James gig in Auckland last night.

Remembering Tony Hart, born this day in 1925.

Hey it's me, in music interview mode! www.theothersidereviews.com/a-chat-with-...

Truth.

Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne

when the drones strike bot farms and the trolls are disarmed that's amore

This 👇

🎨 upcycled_vintage_art

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Wonderful line in the Guardian about Ronaldo... "If this is to be the end for Cristiano Ronaldo at international level, at least it can be said that he left the stage as he bestrode it: with monumental self-regard." 🤣

The stupid, it hurts.

To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.

Yep, checks out.

This is some Tolkien-level retconning for Avengers Doomsday, and I am absolutely here for it.

My first album in ten years is out today! Holding On by The Snow Ponies is now available on vinyl & cd from thesnowponies.com, high-res download from thesnowponies1.bandcamp.com, and on your evil streaming platform of choice! ❄️🐎🎸🍻

Pretty cool Waikato sunrise this morning!

Still struggling to come to terms with no more Burgen bread in NZ.

If I pitched a movie a few years ago about how the world was going to be completely trashed by a big fat dementia-stricken sexist racist pedo rapist grifter with orange skin and the stupidest combover of all time, I'm sure it would have been rejected as being too unbelievable. And yet here we are.

Hey Ed, calling out genocide does not make you an "activist musician". Also, genocide is not "complex". It's genocide. Grow some fkn balls man.

"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work. Talk to your neighbours, care for each other" Spotted in Somerset, UK

Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors

And this album is absolute perfection. WHAT A FUCKING RECORD.

This album is pretty much perfection. What a fucking record indeed.

Ted Nugent & Kid Rock to support Ed Sheeran on all remaining tour dates

As this is timely and I just stumbled upon it... www.threads.com/share/D1vo1T...

"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things." Zapp Brannigan

"The Tolkien Problem, Solved by Pipeline"... "Researchers just automated the thing Tolkien spent decades doing by hand... Tolkien spent decades crafting Elvish..." "A staged AI system now handles the structural heavy lifting that once required years of expert linguistic craft."

<excited> You can order one of these babies tomorrow!

Video for Beautiful Mess, which tells the traumatic tale of how I met the wife back in the, er, last century. www.youtube.com/watch?v=St01... From the new album Holding On, which will be out 25th September, with physical copies (vinyl/cd) available to order from tomorrow!