Paul Howard

“Independence” Day, 2025 Please let there be reason to celebrate in the years to come. 🙏

Least surprising legal news of the day.

What the actually fuck is wrong with his brain

Add it to the fucking list.

🤣🤣🤣

I usually attribute Trump's bizarre ramblings to either his psychopathic lying or his psychotic delusions, or some combination of the two. But this is just him being an economically illiterate moron.

Vote like your life depends on it. Because it does.

Yes, this is a “holy shit” story. Will it be recognized as such?

Haters gonna hate, but why they gotta do it in my Discover Feed, @support.bsky.team?

Cheat like hell is the Trump family motto.

Absolute insanity

He’s not wrong, though—9/11 *was* a long time ago. I don’t remember every detail, either. For instance, I know that Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor, & The Hulk were there with me rescuing people, but I can’t recall if Hawkeye & Black Widow were there, too.

Not surprised

The President of the United States of completely out of his gourd (a thread). WTF is even happening.

What a disgusting thing to say.

The real winner of the Michigan vs Western Michigan game was Rutgers. They are suddenly no longer the most embarrassing thing in the B1G this week.

Traitorous scum

Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough: “The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”

*wanking motion*

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

I hate the term “common sense” (in part because it’s anything but common), but anyone who’s lived through the past 45+ years in the US should know this instinctively. 👇

Someone in the White House press corps needs to ask him if he believed this was real when he posted it, and then follow up with a “Why then, did you post it?!”, whether the answer is yes or no.

🧵🧵🧵Here’s a thread with 10 fairly obscure examples of Trump’s derangement and dishonesty. See if you’re familiar with all 10. 10 BATSHIT TRUMP FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW 🧵1. Last year, Trump reposted a Truth Social user’s claim that Joe Biden was “executed in 2020” and replaced by a robotic clone.

Apropos of nothing, did you know that you can report naming errors on Apple Maps?

Me, sitting down to watch the Seahawks preseason game: “Yo! Let’s go! Seahawks, baby!!” 💙💚 Also me, after watching the first two commercials, from the “Department of War” and “Freedom250.org”: "I think I’ll go clean the garage or something.” 😕

This is actually just common sense at this point. Anyone actively working against single-payer is doing so solely for their own financial benefit.

Is anyone else getting sick and tired of seeing all these bullshit pie-in-the-sky posts about some new world-changing eco-technology, with an obviously AI-generated picture, but without a single citation or an iota of context? And who are the gullible rubes who keep responding, “Ooh, amazing! 🤩”??

Eerily similar to the verbiage on the Access Hollywood tape, except instead of bragging about assaulting women he’s talking about pilfering historical artifacts, most of which we will likely never see again.

Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform.

43-time Club Champion.

OK, I get blocking someone for posting replies that you don’t like, but seriously dude? You’re locked down a little tight when you block someone BEFORE they’ve even had a chance to post the reply. 🙄

I’ve been yelling about it this all year. Municipalities still act like these are unfortunate incidents instead of what they are. They’re attacks on critical infrastructure. We’ve underinvested in modernizing essential systems and infrastructure while degrading cybersecurity.

Trump knows exactly who is responsible for this attack, and knows that other states were hit too. This is what modern warfare looks like, and it further illustrates there’s no plan to win a war with Iran. www.cnn.com/2026/07/31/p...

This is not breaking news. I already know this. How do I tell BlueSky to stop showing me 15 different posts with the exact same message every fucking day.

I obviously didn’t waste my time watching this speech live, so I appreciate others who are willing to provide these snippets of humiliation.

I miss knowing there's an Anthony Fauci in charge of health. A Hillary Clinton or Antony Blinken handling things internationally. A Pete doing things for transportation. A Lloyd Austin handling defense. A Haaland protecting our lands. I miss knowing adults are in the room. Or at least non-traitors.

“The Party of Fiscal Responsibility” 🙄

Happy 10th anniversary of this warning

Our two investigations into Madison Square Garden are now unpaywalled and free for anyone to read.

The Matrix is glitching again

to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world caliber

Apropos of nothing

Never even saw it coming

This is from a draft press release that even DHS didn't have the stones to release and it did not include any evidence of actual voting by non-citizens. But you don't find this out until the third graf. I thoroughly hate it when people say "do better," but Christ Almighty Politico, do better.

Go get’em. Discovery should be fun!

JFC