Meh

Stop following me if you liked something I said about politics. Please. I won't follow you back. I'm just here to fuck around with my internet friends.

I could take Nevada Pierre in soccer right now. Let's go, kid.

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Really P1s. Consider moving to NC. We've got it all.

My brain would explode.

While it’s alive.

It's not a good night when you win the coach's challenge and the other team gets a point.

I just saw Megan Thee Stallion walk the runway, and I'm going to need a few days.

Holy cow all the best to Jalen Hurts. What shit luck.

Football is a dumb sport for dumb people.

FDT

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

He's his Speaker's president.

Need to do this but with Calvin Booth

🤌

If there’s anything those of us in the legal field are known for, it’s being very laid back and casual about credentials and what titles folks in the profession use

they called it the battle of salamis. I said salami? they said, no, it's salamis, it's not-- it's not a sausage, and I said wow. you wouldn't know it, but it's different. so we're looking into that.

This can’t be real. Yet somehow is. Please stay till the end. The last line is…👌 Introducing Democrat Jaime West, running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. (🎥 Viva Frei)

Racists continue to be fucking morons. They won't rest until everybody knows how dumb they truly are

Suck it. Doyers.

Just new cat goofin'

You don't mind seeing it.

I have arrived at the CLT to discover that Isaias arrived first, and now everything is moist.

In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com

Hi @ntmellie.bsky.social. This is in honor of our fantasy matchup this weekend.

Once Upon a Time in Doc Hollywood

Article misspelled the guys last name

In fairness, the only reason Buccaneers won is that the Cowboys have a poorly assembled roster that is poorly coached.

If a team loses games they shouldn't, and then wins games they shouldn't, they are poorly coached. -my sainted grandpa. Rest in power Tommy Pa

He could finally catch up on all the news he hasn't been aware of

Let's remember this precedent for when the time comes

Looks more like Hurricane Ross than Hurricane Rachel imo

Somehow I doubt my temporary ban from /r/Astros is going to be overturned.

[Exit Dennis.]

I will be sporting the Paige Buckets jersey tonight. Let's go!!

I come not to praise John, but to bury him. -George Harrison

Supple, pouting breasts. Firm thighs.

I feel for the Astros. FEEL GOOD!

Fuck yeah on the national anthem choice. I wish I could see Twitter for this one lol. Don't wish that bad though

The Giants traded for 9!

Among he most cowboysy ever.

Is Spann Ford and Son something?

I love him already.

This game feels very Cowboysy

Jim doesn't know how to say Usain.

George was about to be livid lol. What a finish

What a race!