Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

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Jokes of questionable quality.

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WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."

nature.comHigh-strength, multi-mode processable bamboo molecular bioplastic enabled by solvent-shaping regulation - Nature CommunicationsBioplastics derived from biomass show promise as sustainable alternatives to petrochemical plastics, but their adoption is hindered by their inferior mechanical properties and processability. Here, th...

Got a letter from ‘Californians to Protect Retirement and Life Savings’ from ‘Building a Better California’ They are going to tax our retirement savings!! I better sign right away! DON’T It’s Sergey Brin - Google co founder who doesn’t want his billions taxed. Our retirement was never the target.

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BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

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DO NOT LOOK AWAY!!!!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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DON'T BE DISTRACTED!!!!!!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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Why would the DOJ scrub the fact that right-wing extremism is the #1 domestic terror threat in America? Why not acknowledge and confront it? Also why haven't they released the Epstein Files? Also why did Ghislaine Maxwell get a sweetheart deal transfer? These problems won't go away.

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Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Glorification of Charlie Kirk who promoted violence and hate under the guise of conservatism. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

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Where are the hard-working Americans who screamed, “They’re stealing our jobs”? You’re getting your wish. Immigrant workers aren’t showing up, and farm owners are hiring.

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Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “She had no remorse. Ghislaine has no soul. She’s a dangerous human being. She will reoffend, reoffend and reoffend. These people never stop. Ever.”

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🧵The explosive tapes recorded by Trump biographer Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump a serial cheat who liked to “f---” his friends’ wives. Epstein spoke at length about Trump w Wolff in August 2017, 2 years before his death. Wolff has up to 100 hrs of recordings. Some of sickening tidbits below.

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Question. Mr Hegseth, Was there classified info in the thread on Signal that you shouldn’t have been using regardless? Answer: Nope. Nothing classified. Follow Up Question: Did you eat up all the president’s Cheetos? Answer: Russia! Russia! Russia! Bad journalist!

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If Pete Hegseth was a Black man, Trump and his entire cabinet would be blaming his breathtaking incompetence on being a “DEI hire.” Hearings will be forthcoming, right?

Too bad Harris didn’t warn us. oh wait.. "...why don’t you tell the 800,000 Polish-Americans, right here in Pennsylvania, how quickly you would give up for the sake of favour and what you think is a friendship with what is known to be a dictator who would eat you for lunch," Well done magats

“There’s a fox in the henhouse! He’s killing all the chickens (turning them into McNuggets) and stealing all our eggs!” “ Let’s get him out of there!” 4 years later.. “The fox is back! But this time he promises that he’ll keep the fox out of the henhouse! Wait I don’t get it?” “Let him in!”