mike g

Last Sunday I helped my beautiful friend peacefully move on. It's estimated he spent over 15 years in this world, 12.5 of which I was lucky enough to be a part of. Thank you for everything Marker, I love you and I will miss you.

"Where is Nathan Fielder's three hour film about how he condemns Hamas?"

Seymour Dongs

Yankees are in their longest championship drought in over a century. News worth spreading!

Some want a sweep That'd make me weep From wherever come the runs I just hope both sides have fun

11 year olds should not have opinions on politics.

"No way to prevent this" says only Senator to whom this regularly happens.

Low key underrated scene in You Can See Everything: Nathan Fielder - a known Mets fan - wears a Dodgers cap in one scene where he's trying to lay low. Our curse has been transferred to the SoCal boys in blue.

Every day they're hustlin' off with your most sensitive data.

Now that the risk is through for me I'm waking up and I can see Got more money than eternity Nothing is real but greed now Tax my wealth and I'll wish you death GOP save me!

"You hear Alex Call came out against that Sidney Sweeney Novig ad?" "Oh cool, he's against gambling that destroys lives?" "Well no" "Oh I see, he thinks Sweeney's a right wing tool for chuds" "Um" "Oh right, he opposes the objectification of women, thinks it's not feminist" "Not exactly..."

It's LADover

Blake Snell ya later

LA Dodgers are cruisin' for a Brewsin'

Even if you had no idea about Metallica being a famous band and knew nothing about its members or Napster, James Hatfield is one of those guys you can spot on the street and pretty confidently say "oh yeah that guy's a total douche, I'd bet my life savings on it". I mean just look at him lol.

It's nice to see that Drake Maye's surgery was a success, where they took the parts of his brain dedicated to analyzing conspiracies and moved them to the part dedicated to doing football.

I know I'm getting old when projects like this are finally getting green lit to capitalize off my young teen/childhood nostalgia. I was 11 when WC3 originally released and blew my mind.

Congrats to the Guardians on punching their ticket to losing to the Rays or Dodgers.

It's Pope-ver

I'm sorry but the whole concept of this White Sox-Guardians elimination game kind of sucks. 85 vs 84 win team, gimme a break, we should just abolish the AAAL Central.

There are a lot of guys where everything I know about them has been against my will, but of those, Michael Tracey may very well be the most one of those guys.

It annoys me they chose the title "Other Mommy" when "Mommy Too, Boogaloo" was right there.

So he basically just wants "Entourage, The Game"?

Black Hawk Down By Law

Bold to assume we'll be doing spreadsheets as opposed to digging deeper into the mines.

Today at Market Basket the janitor was wearing a Yankees cap, he comes up behind me while I'm at the Deli and sees my hat and goes, "well it's the Mets but I appreciate you". I think he mistook the city connect colors for the Yankees lol. I was just, "sorry about last night" and he said "thanks".

This post has depressed me so much I've decided I'll just accept the cancer and be done with it.

I'm not condoning it but as a fellow card carrying hater I'm obligated to respect it.

Ian Seymour Butts

The chop has been reduced to ai slop

"he wasn't a good guy and we disagreed on a lot of things, but he did have a sharp wit about him and was fun to negotiate with over a beer, I'll miss the old bugger" - some Democrat politician somewhere, probably

Lol nice pick pretty boy Allen.

Story of my life (albeit on a much smaller scale)

I haven't seen anyone mention that cab drivers in London famously have to take a test proving they know all the streets in the city. It's hard, you have to be smart to pass it, cab drivers are highly respected as a result. No GPS required. I feel like these are all good things.

Fantasy Football Advice Guy: "Ya gotta get this key guy off waivers before your opponents do, he's the next Puka who will win ur season, don't wait you'll regret it!" Me: "Ok" I use my waiver priority to add said key guy, who immediately goes on IR.

Bryce Harper vs Chris Sale - Battle of the Uncs!!

OH GOD IM BEING IMMEDIATELY ASSAULTED BY NEW HAMPSHIRE POLITICAL ADS!!

Fine I guess I will tune into Barves vs Phillies, not that the result matters all that much.

Imagine creating an environment where all of your preferences are amplified and directed right back at you. Imagine a world without any friction whatsoever. I would kill myself out of sheer boredom.

44 years ago last night they blew up the chicken man in Philly. His house too.

The Red Sox-Yankees game tonight has certainly been must-not-see TV. What a snooze fest! 💤😴💤

We've entered the best 1.5 weeks of the baseball season, the early playoffs, where 12 teams enter carrying the hopes & dreams of millions of fans only to have 8 of them disappoint in the most merciless of ways. oh the glorious concentrated suffering as fans learn the brutal reality of elimination.

Just got back from watching Primetime and I enjoyed the movie but two things bother me: A.) How did I not know Deion Sanders had a side hustle exposing sexual predators on cable TV? B.) Great as he was, having a white guy actor in the role was kind of inappropriate.

I have been living in the land of existential dread for too long, I think it's time to pivot to it's more fun, more carefree and irresponsible younger cousin, absurdism.

Literally sending your family a bill for the bullet they used to destroy you.

Somehow it was never impressed upon me as a child the level to which condensation would show up as a regular obstacle to keeping an orderly home, and how frustrating it'd be. It's literally liquid that can seep through solid glass, like wtf sorcery is going on here.

turning a big dial taht says "liver damage" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Men will literally rage themselves into a stroke over every Alonso dong instead of going to therapy.

As much as I love Pete Alonso and think he's a great guy, it puzzles me the way so many Mets fans seem more attached to him than Lindor and Soto. Yeah, they weren't raised by the Mets, but they chose them. Pete chose to leave. I know it's a job to them all but at the end of the day, facts are facts.

What I hate most about this world is the way it constantly teases you with optimism to think things could be ok, only to always sadistically rip the rug out. At least in Lake of Fire land it's terrible all the time, u get used to it. "Check the weather today?" "Yep, raining fire again." "Cool."

Obviously it's always gonna be the latter cause anyone selling you a solution will go out of business real quick.