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This is really impressive.

Oopsies

Mike Moses Johnson is teaching school.

It could be a Monty Python sketch

Fedt mand!

That is serious dedication 🤔. Are people really this bored 🥴.

This is fucked

A+ hater behavior here.

[femininely] YOU DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON!

she said “kids today are too soft, i hate them AND that” and then went and got that bag while doing it

This is hilariously awful.

absolutely based

She hates kids so much she went to their home base

Wow.

That went from "cool because I also don't generally like children" to "oh fuck that's bad" really quick

It’s one thing to play rap music….but to play it loud? She really took it there

What do you call white people that's a slur?

Wow should have clicked through and read before I quoted. Ooof. (deleted quote, there's no fun to be had here)

She did the Angry Eye experiment on them?

Probably paid by the surveillance state so the public will approve shock gloves

Kid acts like teacher because she hates kids.

She took bullying to the exteme! 🤯

Did't trump do that?

But did she insult them in alphabetical order?

she said

Why am I beside myself with laughter!!!

Imagine loving what you do so much you're willing to do it for free for a very small audience. (For the humorless: this is a joke, not an endorsement of heckling students.)

You almost have to respect the commitment.

I mean ...

But can that one guy fix her?

Hater of the year material.

Her commitment to her disdain for children is pretty insane. I don't hate anything enough to infiltrate a job which is dedicated to the nurturing of the thing I hate just so I can directly insult and humiliate the thing I hate. That's over the top. Smh

All time world record hater right here

@mbtyugioh.bsky.social PLEASE I need this on Freax next week

I had real teachers that would do that.

stuff only a former student could pull off asldkjasdlka

That is some genuine Saturday morning cartoon villain level shit, respect.

Oh she’s a hatin ass hater!

Gross take, and 12 people like this? She purposely set out to verbally abuse children!! Sick fucking society. Don't you people understand that kids are people?? Idc if you don't like them, you don't get to abuse them or cheer on those who do

Also, that pay rate is too low. Find a better district.

See, this is why if someone who boasts that they hate kids to me: they reveal themselves to be very problematic.

i wish i had this kind of time to pursue my hobbies

'Good morning. You little bastards.'

C'mon, none of yall had substitutes just like this? I thought this was just part of the job.

HOWLING 🤣

Judging by some of the comments I've heard from teachers and students, this seems pretty normal lmao

Relatable

I'ma SLAP youuuuu! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yeah same here

Seriously? Icon? An adult who purposely set out to verbally abuse children? The fuck is wrong with you

That school is doing a bang up job with security, eh?

Absolutely wild, and honestly statistically it IS mostly white boys who shoot at school… so 🫠😬😹

Damn, that school shooting roast was something else!!! Yeah, obviously this incident is a problem, but there’s no denying that the vast majority of school shooters are white.