💚 Darth Plaguis 💚

Plaguis Presents: Random Character Personality Blurbs. Ranging from #40k to #ElderScrolls to #D&D and beyond. If any vibe with your games, feel free to use :) A continuous 🧵

posting on here despite getting zero likes thats how u know its not performative + im idgaf final boss

Easiest way to tell if a guy's in it for the long haul during dating is if he gets upset you don't want to be sexy/horny with him all the time. I dunno anymore.

Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

I dunno why wanting kids to have food is so controversial and radical. "Kids should eat" isn't a wild outlandish wish. Sigh

More men need to be like Teddy the #Dachshund: -Cuddly, loving, attentive -Cute and kissable -Respectful of women -Kinda dumb -Brave enough to admit when he's scared -Didn't recognize me with my hood up. -Thinks all babies are his, obviously

Today marks the 30th anniversary of the UESP! We have been doing this for three whole decades now. We really don't know what else to say, since the club of sites that have been around that long is very, very small. Thank you for letting us be your source for The Elder Scrolls since 1995.

Hey what set of nipple rings should I get? #Piercing choices are important. PICK TWO!

My mother means well. Please don't comment on the weight loss lmao.

I think dating would be easier if every time a guy got halfway into our first chat, he DIDN'T try to immediately get in my pants. You aren't special, I'm not desperate just because I'm fat, your replacement is behind you please let them in. Like your replacement won't do the same thing again LMAO

People gotta eat. Period. What is the problem? The only issue I see is that everyone should always have enough food and/or access to food but they don't. That's the only shameful part to me.

The only thing stopping me from drinking more water is that it's not cold. But ice water evil. Ice maker makes small ice makes HYDRATION LET'S GO. I'll write it off my taxes or something.

Dating apps are fun if you grew up not-so-pretty because you realize that 1.) Looks don't matter when it comes to casual sex! :) 2.) Casual sex is all people are ever looking for from you because looks don't matter.

As weird as #Halloween has become compared I was little, I do hope people have a good one. Feels like it'll,bethe last day of "normalcy" we'll have for a while.

Not pretty enough for doms or normal relationships, says the general consensus. Not what I attract though it's what I want. But are you a very whiny sub? Or into feet? Or you like golden showers? Take a ticket and go to the back of the line; I'll kindly deal with you later 🫠

Kristi Noem is telling bald-faced lies about ICE arrests. More than 70% of those detained have no criminal convictions. 170+ of those arrested or detained have been American citizens.

The US military is following Trump’s illegal orders to murder civilians in international waters in the Caribbean. Of course, they will follow orders to murder civilians within the US as well. If he orders them to kill democrats or “antifa”, they’ll do it without hesitation.

Teddy may not be Rocky's bio dad, but many male #dachshunds just assume they gave birth to the kid anyways.

A new study shows that COVID19 during pregnancy was associated with a significant increase in the odds of neurodevelopmental conditions in offspring. This supports literature suggesting that infections during pregnancy can increase the odds of ASD in offspring. It also supports vaccination.

Just a heads up that the CIA got caught trying to fake an attack on US sailors and blame Venezuela as pretext for war. SOURCE: www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

GOP: I can't believe Dems are trying to stop us from taking away your healthcare. Just for that, no food for you.

I'm 27yo woman and let's say that trying to date men around my age range had been... Interesting (:

The royal family have known what Andrew is for decades and have been fine with it, so long as it didn't make them look bad. This is a punishment for being indiscreet enough to be found out, not for what he did. Abused girls only matter to Charles for the discomfort their suffering may cause him.

Fur or feathers, Scales or slime! What you look like doesn't matter when it's family time! 💚

I love Rebecca DOWN. Known as Dollar Tree Dinners. Her “Meal in a Bag” is meant to provide ppl with a complete meal that is $8 or less, is shelf stable, & can be made without access to a full kitchen. I love this as a direct aid option. Good for neighbors & elders who can’t/wont go to a pantry.

Y'all remember when we used to call IVF kids "test tube babies" with pride?

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

Let me be very clear. It is not enough that RFK Jr. was forced to admit today that no causal relationship between Tylenol and autism has been shown. We know that while disinformation spreads like wildfire on social media, corrections most often die on the vine.

I hope the #radioapple ship ends with it all being a plot to lower Lucifer's guard so Alister can try and kill him to take over Hell. That sounds a LOT more fun and in character for the two than, like. The actual romantic plot that's probs being fed.

NEW: I spoke to original Halo devs about that ICE Halo post One: "abhorrent” Another: "Using Halo imagery in a call to ‘destroy’ people because of their immigration status goes way too far, and ought to offend every Halo fan, regardless of political orientation” www.gamefile.news/p/halo-ice-d...

Being single is a rollercoaster between ugly crying into your pillow because you lonely and eating an entire cake you made from random things you found in your fridge cos no-one is there to stop you. Should I get a dog?

As much as I hate how much #MarvalRivals ignores Cloak in the duo - ALWAYS - it's still super cute they have each other.

DST is why most Americans wake by alarm in darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let us sleep longer and awaken naturally to sunlight, for health!