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In the United States you can legally* buy from a website spores to grow your own psychedelic mushrooms. (*currently not available in Idaho, Georgia and California)

I love the website for the late film critic Roger Ebert because you're reading an old review with a line like "the dead Ginny had made friends with a “giant” she called 'The Wizard.'" And when you click the hyperlink for The Wizard it takes you to his 1989 review of the Fred Savage Nintendo flick.

"World War Z 2" sounds like someone talking about 1939-1945 in a, how you say, stereotypical French accent.

Folks, don't make the tired joke about Godzilla going full frontal nude. That's NC-17. Rated R is Godzilla doing Heroin and saying the N-word.

Okay fine, where do I go?

Yeah, go ahead and laugh. My guess is the FBI wants to make it legal to start doing this here. www.aljazeera.com/features/202...

I swear the Houthis are the Ewoks of the Middle East.

Rod Serling would've done this as a Twilight Zone episode about a town gripped with fear/greed of the imminent invention of a god machine named Aycee they believe will make unlimited gold. They drive themselves insane and riot and then it comes..and it's an Air Conditioner that makes things cold.

Our once fine Saturday has become a festival of lies.

The wipe that numbs life should be forbidden for children.

The people riding dragons in House of the Dragon should be dressed like this.

Especially stupid move because Christopher Nolan's movies always have conservative subtext. If the right wing waited they could've used The Odyssey to screech about 'low-trust societies' and welfare frauds. But, as always, he's a Tory and not racist enough for them to see an ally.

You can tell Trump actually wanted a deal because he didn't send Vance, Kushner and Witkoff.

We need to get the Norwegian World Cup supporters to call upon Thor for one last job.

This week at a museum I learned the Roman Empire had challenge coins. This is a bronze medallion of Commodus (177 - 192 AD), dressed as Hercules, that he gave as collectible gifts to friends and government lackeys.

All newly-arrived white South Africans are required to conform to our cultural understanding of them, the sole textbook on this being the movie Lethal Weapon 2.

I've had conversations with 70+ year-olds where they've complained about my generation and I've told them the decades I've worked, the house I won't own, the family I won't raise and my expected future and seen in their eyes a flash of incriminating sympathy. But it's only a flash, and they recover.

Always sad the day they emerge from the pokeball and realize they're sliding down the factory chute.

Not true. We are doing all of that in exchange for the same nuclear statement and Iran graciously allowing Israel to not deplete its remaining stockpile of functionally irreplaceable aircraft and missile interceptors.

The internet can be so toxic.

He looks like he should be shouting, "Boss, it's him! D-d-da Bat!"

Hot Take: It's beautifully lit but this movie is pure cheese. The story is a cartoon, the characters are lazily conceived and Walken's ethnically diverse Burger King Kids Club of a gang is stupid. It's an edgy gangster movie from the mind of George Lucas.

Their mascot is the lovable scamp the Landburglar.

Weapons? Did they assume in the event of nuclear Armageddon Ted Kennedy would need to fight raiders and super mutants?

Honestly believe Hollywood needs to create a Strategic Yayo Reserve to bring back good movies.

"Log #89"

Every time I start up an app on my computer.

Charlie Kirk was a human Twilight Zone episode: a man who used sophistry to annoy and irritate his way to meme stardom who then suffers the ultimate grotesque murder and then his name and likeness are stripped of context (like how he used to argue) and he's turned into an immortal meme goblin.

Meanwhile, far from the attention-seeking headlines of the White House Correspondents Dinner, the starving sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln begin to plan what future historians would call 'the death spasm of the American Empire'.

Everyone's a high roller until an Iranian missile hits your petrochemical industrial complex.

Negotiating across from them, a guy who wrote in his memoir how in college he once was terrified of burning his tongue drinking sparkling water.

For Americans alarmed about negotiating with the Islamic Republic of Iran, just ask yourself 'What Would Reagan Do?'

This account is occasionally like a Woot alert for cool toys so long as you don't eat them or stick them in your eye.

A visual guide to Iran's strategy of targeting the allied Gulf states in the war

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

This is also the reason Macy's itself is dying. Consumer spending is down because all of our money is spent paying bills.

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In history today, the Great March of Return, a peaceful march for Palestinians right of return, began and was met by extreme violence by Israel in 2018. The noir of the day is 1953's JEOPARDY, directed by John Sturges for M-G-M and starring Ralph Meeter, Barbara Stanwyck, and Barry Sullivan.

There is no way any major media outlet *favorably* compares Oysters Rockefeller here to one of their progressive foes unless the editors got an instructive phone call from the boss.

Saying something "violates the mandatory standard" sounds like the coldest insult you can give.

many people might not know this, but in iran, unlike america, it's considered extremely impolite to murder a bunch of innocent school children.

In addition to the one novel he read (Lolita) Epstein probably based his identity on one movie he's seen.

Americans may have unlocked the North Korean power of Chukjibeop www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEqc...

It's telling how the broadcast TV shows now sound like your grandparents misremembering the titles.

The U.S. 'Department of War' sometime next week, after oil hits $150 a barrel.

Worstalgia: n. The desire to relive the most humiliating era of your life. Ex: A VICE / Wonkette style blog article while pursuing a quagmire middle eastern war in 2026.