Planx

He fell for the oldest trick in the book Big fuzzy blanket in the morning sun What an idiot

So when I convert video files in Handbrake, my "conversion complete" sound is the Tekken 3 announcer. I'm sitting here watching Tree House of Horror when suddenly the conversion ended with perfect timing

Good sunset clouds tonight

I'm gonna get over those hills

I continue to get over the hills

had a little bit of a tumble

over the hill is good

And then he gets his big paws out Wow

Sleepy camouflaged boy

Fall is peaking

Went out to inspect the loud accident last night next door Hooray for guard rails, there's like a 20ft drop into a swampy pond right behind it

p2p actually stands for pier to pier and your computer has to build an entire digital dockyard and outfit digital sloops every time you want to pirate something

I've achieved the platonic ideal of comfy evening (alcoholic beverage is on a coffee table just out of sight)

He's so good at drinking water

Boy I sure hope the dialect quiz doesn't ask about the two hyper-specific regional words I use The humble dialect quiz:

Neat skies this morning

Beans and belly

Too much fog

My SIL's tiny cat is ridiculous

oh he's got sunny sunshine

This isn't even in the same neighborhood as a fortune! This is just not being a dick!

Kyle Gordon has late competition for song of the summer

High spookfog levels this morning

I'm seeing double, four Teddys!

The fuck is this? Where's the endless grey blob that hurts my eyes

Saw a dinosaur

How is he so baby

The best moment of the night

Big nose, big belly, big stretches

This idiot had me worried all day yesterday. He threw up in the morning and didn't eat all day and was hiding and sleeping in extremely warm spots Then he woke me up today at 5am to complain he could see the bottom of his food bowl and has been 100% back to normal

Long cat

How does he do it

Concern

I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.

Today the belly was not a trap

Pretty sky after the rains tonight

Sunset looking nice

Meanwhile this one has his polite paws all curled up

He has accomplished so much in the last two hours

Please note: The belly is for display purposes ONLY

A vicious beast in it's natural environment

I moved his cat tower so he can see outside easier and I think he likes it

xbox: you now have an emotional attachment to this birb me: ok xbox: do u promise to love him me: yes of course xbox: THE BIRB CAN'T FLY WITH ITS FRIENDS me: 😭

Bowl boy

Long baby