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Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.

About to meet with police about the signs Don't know what's gonna happen www.paypal.me/ZoeBlank1 Venmo: @ZoeBlank

Thanks to global solidarity, the keffiyeh team fed 60 families over three weeks. Together, we fight back against the deliberate starvation and cruel collective punishment of our people. Let us keep feeding hope and standing strong against injustice every single day.❤️‍🩹 chuffed.org/project/gkt

The trouble with hanging our hats on "rule of law" arguments is that the ruler simply decides he makes the laws, especially when the interests of the billionaires who purchased themselves Roberts Court Justices align with his. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/28/o...

hey i'm fucking dumb just like you are is the message

(yelling into collar mic) this is a code red whoopsy-doodle. repeat, code red whoopsy-doodle (switching to walkie talkie) all agents on standby, all agents. the hayseed is out of the barn (tapping on telegraph) markwayne has mullinsed. all hands repeat for effect, the markwayne is fully mullinized

Just a garbage person living in a garbage world.

The weather in Portland is literally the most perfect autumn weather, no notes.

i died as i lived

john roberts, you fucked up

Some notifications just hit harder

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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

I'm tired of always having to be the bigger person just because someone makes me feel small

I tried to share a picture of our Inconsiderate Roommate aka Black Cat aka Void aka Pool of Darkness yesterday for Black Cat Appreciation Day but it wouldn't post. So this is belated, but still wanted to share daughter's cat, Lua.

something that's going to be fun is watching the media grapple with the extent to which their attempted ratfucking (e.g. the peltola story from the times) just falls completely flat people are Done, the normal thumb on the scale stuff is just not going to cut it this year

Did you bring me anything? ✨🤍💛🌿

Sexual violence can haunt victims for a lifetime—especially when there is injustice. Dolores Huerta taught all of us that it’s never too late to make it right. A beautiful, transformative contribution at the end of a life dedicated to making the world a better place.

We need a Disney Princess who turns into a bloodthirsty werewolf under the light of the full moon

some things don’t hatch. #photography

the wagging tail of a very enthusiastic, very large dog is a safety hazard that having little dogs my entire adult life never prepared me for

There are excessive number of news stories about Latino voters and whether they will vote D as well as lots of stories about white rural voters (as always). But I see very few on Black voters motivated by the end of the Voting Rights Act?

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asking a witch to cast a spell for me in exchange for hexposure

HAPPY PITTSBURGH SINKHOLE BUS DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

Car stress & everything that goes along w/being in a carless limbo & Tyrion stress has been making sleep veryyyy difficult so when I woke up & my brain started racing last night I tried to remember square dancing calls from when we learned it in school to bore me back to sleep & it worked. 🫣

He was up at three am with back pain and I was up at three am with sciatic pain but we’re still off to do our little jobs because hey we made it to Wednesday…we surviving, off red cup kisses, sweet redemption passin time, yeah!

Navina Khatib

We’re all wishing you ill, playboy

You do you… playground style.

Find someone who loves you and protects you like the New York Times loves and protects Donald Trump 

relentless in sniffing out crime. and then peeing on it

walking Sammy, a neighbor stops her car to introduce herself which is a nice thing, but the dog had just pooped and I was worried I'd forget to bag it. she's rambling on and ON about Christmas, and a party, yes, very nice but I have shit to attend to and I wasn't even lying. Sammy was nonchalant

shutting the fuck up as an aesthetic

update to the story on that 3 year old who was so good at soccer that the other parents called the cops: Eddie Johnson (from the 2010s USMNT) has invited him to his academy. love to see it sports.yahoo.com/articles/for...