Poly 💞 Armory 🔫

Generative AI is a tool of the cloud people used to dull your brain and make you want to marry mindless, uncreative robots. That's why we at Scope Creeps are proudly Anti-Generative AI and pro-gun smoochin' in the safety of your bunker.

NO WAY COLT MICHIGAN!!!! Easily one of the best parts of the game. Most of the new radio shows are controlled by the woke cloud people, glad to have a source of news I can trust.

We salute you 🫡

A very quick and messy doodle of Violet with Marsh and Mellow from @polyarmorygame.bsky.social . I believe they would be lovely friends :3 #OC #fanart #art #doodle

RIP Dolly Parton you would have really loved Viper.

Let the truth take over. Ascend to a higher plane of info with these affirmations.

The Polyarmory soundtrack is now available on Steam!

Today, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social hit enough reviews on metacritic to get qualify for a calculated User Score. Your move, games critics!

Give your guns a little kiss on the butt, as a treat.

There was only one debate that really mattered in 1996. Duke or Quake? @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's still not sure which side he lands on. Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.

Disco Elysium has a section where your own internal psyche argues about why you can't climb a ladder, noting how difficult that is to add to a game. Polyarmoury does the same but... much bigger.

This is why you can't climb the ladder in @polyarmorygame.bsky.social

Other indie games: I'll use this story beat to give some context and background info to the player, so they know more about their character and their motivations Polyarmory team: You know, I bet we can fit another Evangelion reference in here

Remember when video games weren't afraid to use fixed camera angles? @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social remembers in this episode of Semi-Ramblomatic. Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.

OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE BAY-BEE 💖 DID WE MENTION IT'S FREE?

Worth every minute.

Free *and* overwhelmingly positive?! Dang, this game seems like it's made by some pretty cool people.

@polyarmorygame.bsky.social reaching overwhelmingly positive on steam has me out here like 🙂‍↕️

We hit Overwhelmingly Positive! First game I've worked on with that honor.

Now that's a thing of beauty:

We did it, overwhelmingly positive y'all! Now we just need enough reviews that we can delete every one mentioning ladders for some reason.

One. Review. That's all we need now. You know what you must do.

Uh oh now we're going to be the ones observed. Go check out @secondwindgroup.com stream the game approximately 4 hours from this post.

Me, telling people to replay Polyarmory for the secret dialog

So close to overwhelming positive. If you've played the game, help us confuse Steam even more.

these badges are all up to the creators of each individual game to make and put up! I’ve seen a couple of other games with them, I actually made a similar badge for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social!

Had a great time today on stream, the updates to @polyarmorygame.bsky.social are a fun time and a half! GO GET IT>:v

So, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social is 10 Steam reviews off of 500 - a very nice milestone that (would currently) get us the coveted "Overwhelmingly Positive" rating. If you've played and not yet left a review, please do! Our bit-that-got-out-of-hand game hitting that would make our days.

I played through Polyarmory and it's very stupid. It's hard to describe but the dedication to the bit on one ladder that goes on for over ten minutes was the most monkey island nonsense I have heard in some time.

This is one of the features we added to Polyarmory that still makes me giggle :3

IT'S FREEDOM DAY 🇺🇸 Which means it's the perfect time to enjoy the new Polyarmory 4th of July update! store.steampowered.com/news/app/422...

Ok so @artemisronan.bsky.social cooked and the @polyarmorygame.bsky.social bunker is now playable in Meccha Chameleon. You too can induce paranoia in the prepper! The theys that were coming were little disguised people all along!

Had a bit of time on my hands this weekend, and converted the @polyarmorygame.bsky.social bunker into a Meccha Chameleon level! It was surprisingly straightforward (gltf importer FTW) - try it out and let me know what you think! steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

In case you missed the important message from the @polyarmorygame.bsky.social dev team on the @secondwindgroup.com showcase, you can see it here! (Or watch the showcase itself because it was great!)

...Dammit, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social , I have the Colt Michigan show intro stuck in my head. CURSE YOUR CLEVER BOPS!!!

Minor @polyarmorygame.bsky.social patch today to fix some bugs and fix the premature explodulation of Sveta

Oh my God!! My art came out!! Ahhhh they showed my fanart!!! #secondwindshowcase #fanart #polyarmory

My new favourite response to @polyarmorygame.bsky.social is "this whole game is basically fnaf if it was based woke and horny"

ok, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social won the best trailer award of the second wind =p

Were you bemused, shocked or confused by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social? Did you awaken something in yourself? Did you really want to climb the ladder? Tune in to the second wind games showcase for an important message from the makers of polyarmory.

OK! HYPE TIME! -epic movie voice- TOMORROW. ONE ASEXUAL STREAMER. A LOT OF WEAPONRY IN A VIDEO GAME ABOUT DATING WEAPONRY. THIS 4/20, AT 3 PM EST, GET READY FOR.... EIVOR PLAYS A DATING SIM! Featuring @magickstardust.vtubers.social :3 Thanks to @oxyoxspring.bsky.social for uh...convincing me! owo"

We submitted a Development Diary about some very sexy guns to the upcoming @secondwindgroup.com SHOWCASE! Tune in to watch some exclusive new content, and for a personal apology from (some of) the Developers. April 23, 2026, 4pm ET / 1pm PT / 9pm BST on the Second Wind YouTube Channel

The Second Wind Games Showcase airs on April 23, 2026 at 4 PM ET / 1 PM PT! It's jam packed with 90+ games including world premieres, exclusive announcements and more. We also partnered with @skillup.bsky.social, @minnmax.com and @watchexp.bsky.social to help curate some of the games!

There will be a test at the end of the game.

OH NO.

Came for the sexy guns, stayed for the deviantism

There’s something really funny about a guy going into the very clearly advertised “Polyamorous queer pansexual satirical dating sim” and being like “UHM, how come I’m FORCED to do GAY WOKE things???” My homie in hamburgers, you BOUGHT the GAY WOKE GAME

some of you are really out here like “you’re not gonna believe this, scully!!!” and it’s just you standing in front of an unclimbable ladder insisting it’s able to be climbed #polyarmory #ladderphiles