Don Quixote Kong Country

Big credit to Pat McAfee for showing vulnerability and expressing his feelings. Minus a million points for attacking a young woman with false rumors about her sex life on national tv.

Email is BACK!

Dan Kaszeta FRHistS@dankaszeta.bsky.social

Bryan Johnson is a tool

Gonna enjoy watching this guy lose

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

Tonight! 9pm to sunrise.

Last time he did this we ended up with a fascist tearing everything down while leading a white nationalism surge. Should be interesting what happens this time.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

If there's a male reporter within earshot they're allowed to sock him

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

Buying up all the billboard space to let everyone know exactly when my kids are going to start being everyone else's problem

Thomas [DARK MODE], DO 🫐@tom.medsky.social

Who's an edgy boi?

The NBA is going to let Tom Dunden throw this in the garbage and move the team to Las Vegas

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Regretting not learning how to dance a jig

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court agrees to review Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes.

I'll trade my share for a large fries

CNN@cnn.com

Elon Musk has said he will give every child in America a stake in SpaceX, his $2 trillion aerospace and artificial intelligence company, as tech firms face intensifying scrutiny over their impact on society. https://cnn.it/4yWTjTJ

Calling it now...Tommy is a plant. No not like that, I mean he is a carrot, or maybe broccoli. Not even enough layers to be an onion.

I got yer sticky biological reality right here bud.

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Tallis Scholars-ass album

Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

This thing was doing Michael Jordan numbers

I am ruthlessly building a spreadsheet and will then power send an email

The New Republic@newrepublic.com

“Project Meridian will ruthlessly map the trajectory of wars, domains, and technologies to ensure this War Department, your War Department, dominates the future,” Hegseth promised. trib.al/e6SShV8

Pearl Jam are just getting lazy now

"max"@ringworm.bsky.social

tfw the elderly german manager of the squash court is stingy with the a/c

I'm not looking forward to this online, but if anyone tries this in person I'm going to violently correct them.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

my initial read on the Cornell 7 case is that we’re likely to have an overdue national conversation about the voluntary intoxication loophole.

Spending most of my days reporting Act Blue phone numbers for spam

dickpolman.substack.comRalph Nader is still a pariah. He deserves to be.Tilting the ‘00 race to Bush was his original sin. We’re still suffering the consequences.

Fuck all these assholes I'm voting for Nader in 2028

Jill Lawrence@jilldlawrence.bsky.social

A good case from @dickpolman.bsky.social that this man’s selfish short-sightedness set us on path to where we are today. Excruciating insights on the wreckage of a legacy. dickpolman.substack.com/p/ralph-nade...

Ted Wheeler is a failson who has taken responsibility, through the alse promises, for more human lives than even our best should be entrusted to protect.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov

There have to be consequences for this pathetic waste of everyone's time.

Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social

I know this will shock everyone but Eric Schmitt is still wrong — there were *six* NBA games that night, not one. Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion remains the likely explanation. www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/?m...

bit.lyTom Cruise’s 'Digger' is a disaster in more ways than oneThis is a big swing for Cruise and, unfortunately, a gigantic miss.

Meanwhile Nic Cage became John Madden across multiple eras in what will likely go down as a walk off homer.

SFGATE@sfgate.com

This is a big swing for Cruise and, unfortunately, a gigantic miss.

"began with a welfare check...and ended with a deadly confrontation involving Portland police"

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social

Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...

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That would just be transposing the suicides. Great! Even better!

Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social

In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE

I grew up eating lead paint and I turned it ok, therefore...

Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social

Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...

nbcnews.comElon Musk is flying under the radar in the Texas Senate race. Republicans want to keep it that way.One Republican involved in the Texas Senate contest called Musk’s in-your-face campaigning in Wisconsin last year “a mis

born2lose

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social

When Elon Musk's groups spent $20M+ on Wisconsin's 2025 Supreme Court race, his involvement backfired and his candidate lost by 10 points. Now his super PAC has quietly spent $14M+ on key midterm races, including the Texas Senate race. Would be a shame if people found out.

playboy.comOne in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 DaysOne in three men and nearly half of women haven't masturbated in the last 90 days according to Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey.

I've heard dudes holding accountability sessions, at the bar, while avoiding alcohol. The last part I actually respect.

Playboy@playboy.com

Playboy’s Gen Z Sex Survey found that about one-third of men and close to half of women reported not having masturbated a single time in the last three months. It's not about desire. So why avoid self-pleasure?

Don't blame me for the Democrats losing I'll cum

And fourthly, fuck off!

Don't blame me for the Democrats losing I'll cum

And then I'll go on fighting fascism, knowing they were just enablers of it all along.

Look, if the Democrats want to win they should put together something inspirational...something people want to get behind. Not this calculated beige non-platform made in a lab to pick up a few extra dip shit undecided voters

Even better, went to a surf race in Dachshund City!

Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH@gavinyamey.bsky.social

🌭 Went to a dachshund race in Surf City, how was your Saturday?

I see a lot of "it didn't speak to me" posts about Miasma and my response is "yeah it wasn't about me either but it was FUN. I would like to pay $12 for two hours of fun please. Thank you!"

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social

Camp Miasma was a hell of a lot of fun

I don't think Converse is trying to signal to racists, which is why they need to release the name of the young man designer who put one by them while they were asleep at the wheel. Let him own it.

What idiot called it Santorum and not sex-lax?

This man can smell a scam from 3,000 miles away

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We are closer to having MILF Island than Whisky Friday With Tony Dokoupil

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Nathan Fielder putting in overtime to take the janitor from Newsradio and groom him through Fear Factor, to a $100m podcast, helping install a fascist regime, to reveal it was always a plot to...ok I'm out of gas here.

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

I almost spat out my soda laughing at this. Like rats deserting the sinking MAGA ship.

He stopped fighting 1v1 two seasons ago

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com

Oh it’s Reacher, the largest man I have ever seen by quite some measure. Well, time to fight him one on one for some reason

I would support a muffin ban. Let's sell each other out and see what's left

Ken Tremendous@kentremendous.bsky.social

The Republican Project for literally my entire life has been to warn us that the Federal Government was Too Powerful and Overreaching and would Strip Our Freedoms and now they have gotten into lockstep behind this loon who's like "I might fuck around and ban muffins"

17 Sept

Oh so now EVERYONE is an accelerationist?

Kai Ryssdal@kairyssdal.bsky.social

So let’s do it and see what happens. Seriously.

courthousenews.comDurbin pours cold water on Democratic hopes for SCOTUS hardballThe top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee said that any future Supreme Court nominees should get a vote, regardless of which party controls Congress.

17 Sept

The ruling class doesn't want to change anything

Courthouse News@courthousenews.bsky.social

Illinois Senator Dick Durbin on Wednesday discouraged Democrats from engaging in the same political gamesmanship over Supreme Court nominees as their Republican colleagues if the party wins the majority in November. @kelseyreichmann.bsky.social www.courthousenews.com/durbin-pours...

15 Sept

This is going to be the most Zapp Brannigan speech ever

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com

Exclusive: The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards. https://on.wsj.com/3VwFKeF

15 Sept

Good thing we're murdering people in boats!

Bill DiFilippo@billdifilippo.bsky.social

last week i was on line at a panda express in columbus and someone standing directly behind me pulled some coke out of his pocket and did a bump

14 Sept

If I spend $8b on something I'm not letting Ross Douthat anywhere near it

13 Sept

Easy everyone there's enough Reacher to go around

12 Sept

Future CEOs (derogatory)

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11 Sept

This guy's got Democrat juice!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "We were tired of being called racists for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and poorer"

10 Sept

My idea for the Muppets is Fuck You @disney I'll go back to watching Debbie Harry era Muppets and spend my cash elsewhere. The Sabrina Carpenter episode gets grand-daughtered in.