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He is demanding a full and complete Aryan look for this address. He should require that all of them, regardless of branch, be attired in the Supreme Leaders proposed dress uniform of the Space Force. That should provide a very Teutonic theme for the event.

This is a sexual fetish, right? What else is mandatory, muscular buttocks?

Like the #Aryan so called race?

Penelope Hegseth, Pete Hegseth's mother: “I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego You are that man (and have been for many years) and as your mother it pains me and embarrasses me to say that, but it is the sad, sad truth."

Can they be covered in dogshit tattoos like Hegseth?

I'm gonna work out extra hard so I can sit through a speech.

Jesus - why don’t they just call it the beefcake revue…?

Wouldn’t that just frost his punkin.’

Black women.

There are waist to height standards in the military? WHY??? DOES hegseth meet those standards?

Same geezer.

😂😂😂😂😂

In a word, gay.

His boss looks like 350 pounds of chewed bubblegum in a wool poncho, but do go off, Secretary Kegstand

Maybe he should focus on the war he’s currently losing.

Hegseth is a war criminal, a corrupted little man who has perpetrated a war of choice, destroying America's economy and world status. Hegseth ABANDONED our troops. Hegseth is responsible for every death and injury #ImpeachHegseth

Pete Hegseth can shove the ENTIRE military up his ass - aircraft carriers included. His ENTIRE job as “secretary of war” is to put on a REALITY SHOW, using our military members as props and extras. I’m going to enjoy watching him go to the Hague.

This would be reasonable if he met these requirements, but he doesn't. Btw, this sounds like masterace wet dreams, smh.

This is pathetic.

He mocked our young 🇨🇦 cadets (kids!) a few weeks ago but even the US military comes in all shapes and sizes. He cares more about their looks and testosterone than their lives and well-being

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Peter, didn’t say the troops had to be “alcohol free” What is it with him and appearances? He doesn’t put interest in important things like ending the war. I hope no one show up. Peter, give it a rest you got Trump’s attention. Continue making a fool of yourself. The butt of many many jokes.

If we just send a bunch of actors to wardrobe on the way to the event, would Kegsbreath even notice?

And....whom is going to....make sure these standards are met and in....what capacity, format, and manner? BECAUSE I GOTS IDEAS

All hat and no cattle.

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Has there ever been anything more cosplay than this?

Frederick William-ass behavior

Hegseth is looking for a few hot men in uniform to watch him perform.

How small is this man’s dick exactly?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Too bad the food the military feeds the soldiers is incredibly unhealthy. And then compare to the lobster and steak Hegseth eats at Pentagon.

Kegbreath’s idea of “impeccable grooming” includes rubbing snot in your hair! 🤮

Is Pete in or out?

Are there gender and racial requirements as well?

Our military has failed us Sooooo.... Be the fucking cucks trump and his zealots want you to be We will remember the war crimes and Consitutional violations

Haha true

I'd miss standards to get out of it

it's enough to start growing your whiskers out

Pete is having a fashion show !! Maybe they'll have an All Service posedown !!! Do you think the IRGC can match this ?!? NO WAY !!

“Send for my simps!” -Pretty Petey

Seems he is looking to project a very perfect aryan military. This is all so depressing. This administration really is made up of the worst people.

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Triumph of the Swill

Only if Hegseth gets a suit that fits him properly.

Hegseth can't get a boner if he doesn't see strong, tall, sharp-jawed men in uniform

Impeccable grooming? When is Hegseth going to get a suit that fits properly?

I wish him good luck in finding one.

This sounds super gay.

He wants to play dress up with his toys.

Republicans continue to reduce the military's ability to defend the country. Hegseth is going to let Putin just walk right in.

Not beating the Grindr allegations

Petey is going to look great in his orange jumpsuit while stuffing his low T face with Hostess Snowballs from the commissary

Hegseth is an ex-Fox News TV host. Performative Populism is all he can offer. He has no substance, no intellectual or ideological underpinning, just kabuki.

Didn't they just recruit "gamers"? Not exactly the epitome of physical fitness.

He wants to check their asses for testosterone.

So, he wants Chippendale dancers? 6 packs abs won't stop a drone attack. Superman isn't real someone has to tell Field Marshall Petey.

He likes his troops to look pretty when he sends them into battles he loses

Is there no limit to rump stupid!

Don’t hold your breath.

So... would "impeccable grooming" require a hairgel product so stiff that birds would be unable to peck at it?

Pete Hegseth is obsessed with the appearance of other men and their testosterone levels. He should just come on out and say it-

"To be entirely candid," Hegseth continued, "If I don't wanna do them, they shouldn't be in the room. And I'm not gay! I'm just saying if you wanna be a real soldier boy, you gotta be sweatin' testosterone to the point where a totally straight guy like me just wants to CARVE OFF A PIECE! BOO-YAH!!"

So weird.

sounds gay

I’d imagine there’s going to be a lotttttttta white guys.

Ah yes, the “no fatties” rule of the very mature & professional You know how conventional attractiveness & performative machismo are the only real measure of a soldier’s abilities Like when we heard Bin Laden was killed we were all like “yeah but how hot was the guy who killed him? Was it very?”

No fats or fems? From the man wearing that suit jacket? I guess that means no trump or kushner at his speeches.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he has wall to ceiling mirrors in his “powder” room. To admire himself from every angle 😂😂😂😂

As we used to say in the 80’s, “sounds like a real gayster”

That is going to be one spicy room if you know what I mean.

Waiting to see how many women and minorities are selected for this event.

"germs are not a real thing"???

🤮

What does "impeccable" mean beyond compliance w 670-1? Speaking as a beardless cis dude w short hair, this is a pretty easy standard to meet. I'm not sure how someone does it more impeccably than the half-ass way I groom myself.

Kegsbreath's ideal soldier.

Impeccable grooming standards.

Like what? Wearing a too small suit jacket that looks like it was bought in the Junior department?

Good grief. Pete has to go. Soon.

Height-to-weight standards - check! Impeccable grooming standards - check! High testosterone levels - check!

Reporting for duty!

Oh, to be a fly on the wall if all the troops shows up are Africans American and Hispanic women solders. I would pay to see the expression on his face before he passes out foaming at the mouth. Hallelujah! Jumping for joy.

Oh, and looks like Kegseth can't button his jacket all the way, so maybe he shouldn't show up either? (What a vile disgrace that trump rent boy is to our military and the nation in general.)

Well, that means this drunken rapist bastard won't be inviting his likely pedophile boss at this bullshit session.

“impeccable” grooming standards. vs, say, being good at your job. These are unserious people.

The evidence of gayness of Trump and Hegseth is REALLY piling up.

I read that sentence with the British meaning of "fit" coming to mind first. So, yes, Hegseth Seeks Sexy Soldiers.

So he has designs for the perfect human. Only blond, hair, blue eyed, white skinned, glossy men shall attend. Sounds like a racist beauty pageant for men. I wonder why

Grecian Formula

Almost like he wants an "Aryan master race" looking audience

Peter the Great also assembled a hand-picked regiment of fantastically tall (and fuckable?) men, with whom he got blackout drunk and destroyed inns

Trump will not be able to attend because he doesn't meet the waist to height requirements!🦅

Just the most pathetically insecure people wish casting for respect, all while the country turns to shit

They have to show up shirtless so he can personally lick their chests to gauge the level of testosterone oozing from their pores.

But do they have to wash their hands?

Why not cardboard cutouts of total beef cakes? Audiences at home can count the number of Schwarzeneggers.

The Schmitts Gay is going to be flowing at this event.

shirts, no service

Pete of Finland, Super Soldier!

Most insecure SecDef in history.

"Hey, Pentagon, it's ya boy, Heggy. Send me your hottest soldiers. I'm talking snatched waists, dewy skin, and pecs like chicken cutlets." *hangs up the phone, unbuttons his slim-fit blazer, and exhales as his gut flops over his belt*

whatever else he is, Hegseth is a strikingly ugly man

Hegseth scores half a dozen points on the secretly gay dial. Trump of course is off the chart.

They can be totally incompetent, apparently, as long as they look the part.

(Search terms dressed to kill)

Oh yes... forgot that point!