fingerless 🎃

by age 30 you should have parasocial relationships with 3 cats

dictator dan, the crown of victoria lies in the gutter. you only have to pick it up with your sword, and I and others like me will carry your banner behind you

can never grasp how SMBC can be such a funny comic while its author is such a cringe poster. Zach Wienersmith is like the David Simon of webcomics

nothing more frustrating than knowing you can do stuff in the very near future but all you can do at the present moment is wait

i will commit election fraud for any presidential candidate that promises a statesian lulag

RFK must pay

NEWS ANCHOR: The shocking attacks are committed by roving gangs of reported "mutants" from "somewhere deep below". Their desire is to rend and eat flesh. The only known way to kill— WOMAN: (clicking off TV) Oh enough of all that. Let's have uninterrupted sex near the window, with my top off!

I think we underestimate the appeal of antigambling politics because every problem gambler is surrounded by 3-10 people who are absolutely sick of their shit.

I don't care for how this has become almost a joke people throw in along with how he's old and fat and orange rather than a stomach-churning, existentially horrifying thing for a nation to know about its head of state.

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Mark Zuckerberg is straight up way more evil than Elizabeth Holmes but because he’s got a lot of money the tech press has to go to his little events and pretend his ideas are valid instead of being like “what’s up with that dumbass shirt?” and “don’t you regularly influence elections/genocides?”

was having the thought of bolsonaro being kept in a golden throne situation. one thousand chuds sacrificed a day to keep his intestines moving.

"I will not burn down Amazon" "I will forcefem my chud supporters" which message will resonate with voters?

i hope it's gonna be funny in retrospect how so many US tech companies decided to attach themselves to such a consistently unpopular figure as trump

ONE BRAZILLION YEARS LULAG

even the kids online enough to know about kiwifarms do not know what a forum is

the allegations are coming from a kf user called "W***er Nationalist", i strongly doubt that guy's the new Sy Hersh

my condolences to the workers at the miami international airport. it's gonna be a busy week dealing with some of the world's most unpleasant people.

Doug Cameron:”In my view it is now clear that AUKUS is about militarising Australia in interests of the US, ensuring the grifters in defence and the arms industry are well fed. It is an act of self-harm and madness on the part of the Australian government.” pearlsandirritations.com/post/2026/10...

how come these dudes aren't banned or flagged in any way by bsky. must be a cisgender operation i guess.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro admitted to hospital for “tube time”

well that was a pleasant thing to wake up to, might get myself a treat

zuckerberg lulag tonite? zuckerberg lulag tonite queen????

⭐ Sorry, not for sale

the future continues to be Brazil

It's really nice to see another Meta investment fail

why is the human brain. I get the heeby jeebies from a giant goddamn moth but I am still larger than it by a substantial magnitude. I am big ape, why am I scared of a bug that is merely the size of a hummingbird

no one cares about trans women in women’s sports and you are, most generously, the worlds biggest idiot if you take it at face value as an earnest concern had by real voters

Has anyone told sidewalk preachers with handheld mics that their vibes are insanely bad

Has anyone ever been like, "oh thank god someone's ranting about Jesus outside and they brought their sound system"

being in this world AND of it? in this economy?

it's called an x-box because they used to make em

can I turn my nextcloud back on

i deeply wish an Edgar Allen Poe style event would happen at her castle

TIL about the Greek conspiracy and Jesus Christ jec.org.au/focus-areas/...