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Mamdani is a social media SCP

We have reached the golden hour in Wyoming. Green River Tunnel East, 10/26/2026, 5:51:30 PM

Tacoma renters are organizing because they want a seat at the table. At SSHD, resident power is baked into our social housing model. We’re forming resident councils at each one of our buildings, so renters can advocate for themselves & their neighbors. www.seattletimes.com/business/rea...

Oh no whatever will the police academy cadets do.

If women actually began using those creeper glasses, they’d probably use them to record how men behave. Leading to an outright ban of the tech.

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

The fact that we've agreed to call these gambling sites "prediction markets" furthers their bullshit. They predict nothing and it's a disgrace that news orgs have partnered with them and pretend they have news value. THEY'RE JUST A BUNCHA LOSERS GAMBLING.

I love being reminded that the audience really doesn’t give a shit about the developers. Like, forget that one of the most influential studios in our industry was just executed by its publisher, just make sure the product continues on the assembly lines!

Marked Safe From Ethan Klein

Long Boi office hours

i come from Cheesecake Factory people and let me assure you, people who LIKE the Cheesecake Factory do not consider it "fancy"

Please don’t make me drive to Auburn to go see the musk film.

and thats not even counting our friends and loved ones who aren't trans but also wont support politicians threatening to kill us by taking our life-saving, medically necessary healthcare away. the size of our voting bloc goes way up when you factor them in too.

I love this micro trend of people endorsing their divorce attorneys on tiktok.

Mean Girls ran so Carrie (2026) could sprint laps.

It seems impossible for our political system to hold the politicians tied to the actual invasion of our Capitol to account, but any random Muslim candidate is reflexively labeled a terrorist.

Just once in my life I’d like to give the order for all hands to go to battle stations

I hope when I click it’s just shocked Pikachu

I bookmarked that months ago. I have no idea if they released it yet. Might be worth it. bsky.app/profile/inkl...

“your life is just a series of your own preferences” explains so much about why AI tech wants everything to be personalized

Should I ask my ex to give me back all the Pinny Arcade pins I gave him

As a small child I believed certain antiques in our house were haunted. On principle I hold on to this belief, because it’s fun as hell.

you like fire in your oven right? so suddenly fire is all over your walls and roof and it’s a PROBLEM? ok

striking how WaPo can write a headline with such moral clarity when they want

Living in proximity to technology does not translate to mass technological literacy!

Me trying to participate in the Seattle transit nerd community but my body is not compatible with being on busses.

poets only do this when profoundly unwell

@sn4ptr4n.bsky.social I thought I was following you THIS WHOLE TIME

Something I wish more people would realize.

This cleared my skin.

Has anyone tried a physical keyboard attachment for iPhone? Preferable a BlackBerry-style keyboard.

The nuanced discussion on LLM can’t happen for a long time because the education around it has been deliberately muddied in order to permit massive methods of harm. There is no accessible source of truth for the general public regarding how LLM works, && how it different from ML and AI.