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Welcome to Trench Knights! The latest prototype from the Pixel Pushers Union workshop! Trench Knights is a strategy game involving quick thinking, accuracy, & enormous mecha engaging in incredible head-to-head battles! Grab the controls, it's time to fight! #indiedev #mecha #gamedev #gunpla

One of the worst bad faith questions ever is when centrist Dems clutch their pearls and ask: "But how will we pay for it?!"

*looks to the Dem donors, they nod "No."* Um, well, best I can do is beg you for $5 to uh, defeat Trump??

My boomer parents: All this tragedy and horror and greed on our part will make you resilient and build character. [I grow up to be a commie organizing locally to feed my neighbors] My Boomer parents: NOOOO, NOT LIKE THAT!!!

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

For the longest time - even when we were on Twitter, back in the day, with far greater out reach - Brazilian Leftists of all kinds were some of our most vocal and exuberant supporters. I am so excited for them to hear that Bolsanaro's fascist progeny has face-planted.

Why learn to love and know your own child, when you can ask a mindless, faceless bot to read it a story or tell you who they are. Because you lack interest. Because you see your child as a thing. An investment. Nothing more.

The Republican party is a full on fascist party for violent bigots. If you think appeasing them with bigotry in Democratic policy is the answer to "winning," you're just as culpable as they are. Full stop.

"We committed a LOT of crimes."

I can't believe he's still at it, it's been days

Ya know, we could all collectively decide to just not do this kind of shit anymore. If enough of us work together, it can all stop.

There's better beer. Uh, weed is semi-legal some places, sometimes. Uhhhhhhh... phew, hmm... fewer smokers?

@bonsaitreehouse.bsky.social Take a look at this!

Hey folks! Let me introduce you to KILLER CONTENT! Made for #RevivalJam by @societyofplay.bsky.social Using CCTV you must guide your friends through the abandoned Five Points Mall and out of danger. Can you get them out alive? 😱 It's up to you! 😤 #indiedev #gamedev #gamejam #ps2

It's true.

El to the Oh to the El

I don't get paid to workout and be pretty, mostly.

Ah, fantastico.

And folks, none of this is accidental. This would be like looking at the actions of a farmer harvesting grain from a field, and supposing the whole thing just sorta came together, and wasn't planned for exactly this outcome.

A. Wyatt Mann here just chugging down the propaganda he was fed by the same government that murdered both Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X.

*mid bite of a sandwich* Yeah. Far out.

mods are asleep! time to post sneak peaks of a lil somethin' we're doing for #ResurrectionJam #3D #pixelart #horror

We're working on something for a spooooooopky game jam, folks. Long time followers might recognize it when we post some screenshots soon!

I just got a text from the Dems trying to ply me for a donation by saying that Bill Gates is mad at Donald Trump, & won't we stand with him? BILL GATES? The billionaire whose wife divorced him after his visits to Epstein Island came to light? That Bill Gates? C'mon now. What are we doing here?

I demand that the Vault Dweller disavow the Brotherhood of Steel!

Imagine being the kind of dull-witted rube who would fall for another "Save Austin Now" campaign which is funded by billionaire fascist, Joe Lonsdale.

Man, there is an absolute deluge of brand new accounts that arrived just in time to fan the flames of baseless conspiracy that rising up against austerity & inequality is a Russian ploy. They're probably legit. Yep. Totally.

walking around the dock in Metal Gear Solid 1 but instead of being stealthy I'm ripping out a sax solo

Imagine being the main character in a Lovecraft story and meeting a guy with the last name "Gillman," and not leaving town immediately.

Saving these images for use later.

*taking notes for Tonight We Riot 2*

That's because he's fine with it, and a moral coward.

Raising suppression fears? Lmao, c'mon now. This *is* suppression.

Why fix an economic system that has done variations of exactly this for 400ish years? We are, right now, living in the end results of what conservatives will do to even modest reforms from 80 years ago. Tore it all done to the studs to enrich themselves. Again.

I always knew these folks rocked.

Bingo bango.

That ship design, tho. 🤌🤌🤌

Drone strikes didn’t take out a Russian bot farm, but we were primed to believe it.

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.

Scrambling like crazy to come up with something clever: "Uh, ummm, is this the ah, uh, the Innsmouth Rizz??"

The ADL calling it an "awkward hand gesture" was a massive "masks off" moment whose punchline was the ongoing effort to call pro-Palestinian protesters "antisemitic."

Hey, my elder millenials! How many stupendous market crashes have there been during our lifetimes? Seems like this capitalism thing isn't very good!

Unnamed DHS spokesperson tells Reuters, “Today in the Washington, D.C. area, Homeland Security Investigations executed ​a judicially authorized search warrant secured by the Department of Justice.” That this is led by HSI is chilling.