Pseudo-Chaotic

ADHD means never knowing if you're "sharing a common interest" or "hijacking the thread". I think the difference most often lies in whether the other person also has ADHD. 😂

Spell your name, but for each letter press the first word that comes up in your predictive text...

Man in horse costume at a party: "My goodness, this bean dip is fantastic!" Other man in back end of horse costume: "BEAN DIP‽‽"

"The president's crazy Did you hear what he said?" ~ "Making Flippy Floppy" by Talking Heads - 1983 History repeats itself.

Hey, Everyone! PSA: Don't forget to replace the bag of candy you bought for Halloween but finished already.

A squirrel stuffed an antenna with acorns, and it's a perfect example of scatter hoarding: a dry, hidden stash that could also mess with the signal.

Hollywood Theater is one of the things I miss about PDX. Seeing "2001: A Space Odyssey" in 70MM was amazing!

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I am Eric, witch of the world

He makes Saddam look like a Boy Scout!

Post your cosmic/stars art! Moon Goddess

pass it on show your whole pfp Not a photo of me, but I wrote the program that generated the fractal (part of the Mandlebrot Set).

I can't fly anymore because now they charge me $50 per eye for the carry-on bags beneath them.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Three Minute Hero In My Pants

This 4-parter sees the Brady brood in Hawaii for what becomes a cursed vacation. THE BRADY BUNCH (1972) Vincent Price guest stars, of course.

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Agreed…..

Here's my latest karaoke. A little throwback to the 1970s. Welcome Back, Kotter. Warning: it's a little flat. I'm not a singer. 😂 youtu.be/cqsIrad4Mig?...

I said something really funny about 8 years ago, and people laughed. I can't find the post I made about it back then. Please clap. 😶

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A net worth of a billion dollars should function a little like The Price is Right. Closest one without going over "wins", and you get to dance around on a stage for a moment. But if you go over, you lose everything and have to start from zero with nothing

Cheese has holes. The more holes you have, the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have, the more holes you have. So ... The more cheese you have, the less cheese you have. (I didn't write this ... it came from an old "fortune cookie" program in my 1980s college computer system)

any toilet can be a bidet if you fall in enough

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What’s a great song that has a beverage in the title? Black Water by the Doobie Brothers Your turn 👊

Grilled up some tasty Soylent Green for dinner

Impressive. It's not that common a name.

My Uber is here

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I might be the bigger person, but mostly only if you're counting by mass and not height.

I wanted to show you the German bread I baked but it was stollen.

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