Patrick Ford

are we still doing phrasing?

It's pretty funny that on the one hand Claude will refuse or degrade most adversarial infosec work, but on the other seems to love nothing more than decompiling firmware.

Incredible

@janochoa.bsky.social dude, you cooked so damn hard on ‘catch me if you dan 2’ all that color grading was worth it.

Why have enough money when you can have every money

With an average saucey:nuggie ratio of .1375, we really are talking about egregious levels of sauce preciousness here. Bonkers that the 10 piece nuggie gets a 0.2 saucey:nuggie ratio, but the 40 piece falls to a baffling 0.1. A 0.2 ratio or below should really be considered borderline criminal.

*to the tune of Jolene* smol bean smol bean smol bean smol beeeeeean I don't know what to do with this

just remembered this song

This game fucks. And it's on sale for $8.49. It's like if Spelunky and a Survivors-like had a baby. And you can also play as a baby. Or as a dude that hangs dong.

It's crazy how vastly differently the same game can be named in two different countries. In Japan, this is called Larry Bird's Gentleman's Weekend Simulator.

Adventures in harness noodling with Claude... To be clear, I have no idea what difference it "learned the hard way" regarding "what I found" vs. "what it is" today. I'm all for personal growth, though.

Buy something or quit blocking the stall!

I've been playing this demo and it's like they designed a game to hack into my brain, specifically. Idle/Clicker/Incremental number-go-up game with Celeste-like platforming to optimize production... put it Into my goddamn veins...

Well shit

WHAT A FUCKING STRIKE

Match of the tournament. Holy shit.

tiempo del trasero chirriante

Carragher-ass tackle (and I say this a a Liverpool supporter)

That was a BAD tackle

Holy shit

my hot take is that this is the actual america 250. just a ton of different people coming together, showing people what makes America weird and fun. people being welcoming. and yeah there’s some bullshit too, which is also very true to America! but the good and community far outweighs it rn.

Goddamnit

Well fuck

Sigh. I don’t enjoy it when good things happen to Ronaldo

LET US FUCKING GO

WHAT A BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, Paraguay!!!!! 🇵🇾 🇵🇾 🇵🇾 🇵🇾

WUT

1. Put a code in the box. 2. Put no disc in the box. 3. Make 'em open the box.

If you were looking for _that_ banger from Forza Horizon 6, yeah it's this one

Happy for my guy Luis Diaz. #YNWA

All this hand-wringing about Fable and Mythic and censorship, while Google has seemingly turned off code auditing with Gemini?

There really isn't a better country music song than this one

Just saw it for the first time, and Rick Rubin doing a fucking Polymarket commercial is revolting.

on the worst people in America trying to claim the national team for their fucked ideology

That yellow on Robbo was soft as hell

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT! The overhead for the save!

Three WC games today (go Morocco!), the Knicks just won in 5, and the Barcelona Grand Prix is on for breakfast if you're on the US East Coast tomorrow. It's a good time to like sports.

How can you not love Jalen Brunson?

I’ve lived in Boston since 2000, want the Sixers to go 0-82, but just can’t find it in my heart to dislike this Knicks team. Let’s fucking go.

I think you just invented organized religion from first principles

Slightly increase a band Stone Temple Aviators [ducks]

“I’m a docile, lowlands creature.” Mixtape is legit funny, which is so hard in games. Game good.

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.