Zak

Zak

@punk.bsky.social

A Dopey Punk American Akita 18+ Only Seattle Creature

1.2K followers1.1K following601 posts

Writing songs goes from, oh this is alright to why the fuck did I write penis music very fast.

Now that I got a Marlboro (along with other logos) bomber jacket, I look like I ride a motorcycle but I pedal around in a dorky pedal assist bike.

I brought a traveler guitar with me for the trip but instead of playing that, I rekindled my obsession with Warhammer Total War…

I need more time to do my little music projects. I also wanna write songs but ahhh, life is throwing hands.

I hope it happens on 9/9 so we have something to meme on the 9th, 10th and 11th.

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That's so funny, I have the exact fit.

Bitter@bitearts.bsky.social

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I wish the BeatBuddy2 had better drum kits and you were able to program it a bit deeper? I don’t know, it just doesn’t sound as nice and it feels rigid, but maybe because I just don’t know how to use it well yet.

I’d rather pay $8 for a Burgermaster than $5 for a Dick’s but Seattlites would crucify me if I talked about it.

I need a Death Note so that I can practice my hand writing with the names of private equity CEOs and major shareholders.

Now my ear is full of cortisone. Also I feel bad because they use a whole ass bottle every time but they only inject like 1ml.

I should stop being a secret suitor because the fun only lasts for a few years worth of con and it’s kind of a nuisance.

I need to embody this energy more…

Bitter@bitearts.bsky.social

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