Pyrollux Jay

Pyrollux Jay

@pyrolluxjay.bsky.social

a Person who sm64 romhacks and does some other stuff possibly well known for dangerous activities

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what if shakespeare wasnt real and it was just a bunch of rapscallions who made up a guy and called him jerkoff but in older english words, like yeah man, shake my spear if you know what i mean

bad news about pikmin 3 deluxe switch 2, they did not fix the fucking area transitions, just had "0" (9) winged pikmin die to sunset because 10(?) got stuck on a branch in a area transition and i couldnt whistle them dont know why all of the numbers are inconsistent but whatever man

weird dream i remember a lot of: was about a ds kirby game with dsi camera support so you can see the other players face in the corner while playing local multiplayer. but the main part of it being there was an easter egg in the first level where you drop down a hard to see semisolid platform...

and go into a short area with the whole level having bubble themed aesthetics where after pressing up after swimming through to a two unit high gap in the water, opened a door in a different area in the secret that was blocked by a lot of blocks you can suck up which then after going through a door

led to a minigame using real life footage of a japanese grocery store where someone in a dolphin costume would chase you around where the goal was to unlock the front door somehow while parkouring up and around shelves and giant ball watermelons in order not to get caught. very strange

hacked ps2 adventures 1: ratchet 2 pretty dang good, definitely a good amount of weird thingies with the health just in general kinda being wackoified from the first game, kinda a problem that didnt need fixing, mostly the problem landing on armor being pricy af and enemies hitting hard af w/o it

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HEADS UP EVERYBODY. YouTube started doing this by default for everyone. I found the setting that turns this OFF (and hopefully it actually does). These are the instructions and this is what it looked like in my app where I just turned it off.

Question, when you share YouTube links, it shows your name now? Cause FYI, YouTube just Doxxed you a little.

the "post x thing to do in order to help y group of ppl" posts if its something that can harm another thing should be giving actual reasons why its the best and most moral option because otherwise its just aura-farming dawg i hate to be the one to tell you this

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rich ppl be living with 5 cars that never get driven meanwhile we are over here stealing steaks that are critical to x persons pay rate like these things dont just happen on a macro level youre not stealing from walmart hq ceo youre stealing from people that work at fuckville store + like 10% WM hq

the "post x thing to do in order to help y group of ppl" posts if its something that can harm another thing should be giving actual reasons why its the best and most moral option because otherwise its just aura-farming dawg i hate to be the one to tell you this

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as much as billionaires are scum and their selfishness is a curse that the rest of the world has to deal with, that absolutely doesnt mean there isnt selfishness at the actual reasonable human level, like damn have you ever like driven before, people go fucking crazy for 2 minute time saved

as soon as we can all cope with the fact that we are all fucked together we will realize that we are fucking eachother over to a high enough degree that rich people laugh at us like colonies of ants fighting eachother when theres a foot about to step on them

the "post x thing to do in order to help y group of ppl" posts if its something that can harm another thing should be giving actual reasons why its the best and most moral option because otherwise its just aura-farming dawg i hate to be the one to tell you this

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like actual low budget living food isnt even the most common thing stolen from grocery stores, its the premium shit that gets stolen, I dont even eat that shit man and i live with a good amount of comfort

the "post x thing to do in order to help y group of ppl" posts if its something that can harm another thing should be giving actual reasons why its the best and most moral option because otherwise its just aura-farming dawg i hate to be the one to tell you this

yes this means the posts talking about stealing food dont think this aint talkin abt u yes i know food stamps dont always cover everything but there are so many factors that go into this that it REALLY just cant be simplified into "stealing is okay hahaha"

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Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.

had a dream the next youtube content bait thumbnail was just variants of a peaceful looking, yet somewhat decayed house with a blue sky among trees and the videos could be about absolutely anything. same with the titles

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Watch out: This is a new scam in Steam I've never seen before. Few days ago somebody whom I thought was already in my friends list "re-added" me and I accepted thinking "whatever". Now a few days later, this account started a scam attempt. Turned out to be a different account than my actual friend.