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No more sure-fire way to tell you’re about to have a good time

They won’t let him in the building anymore

"And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of the Orange Order. They had refused to march on the Garvaghy Road… because it was haunted”

Western triple-A is dying. Now what? A free one: newsletter.hitpoints.co/400-graveyar...

Thinking about how much healthier and happier I would be if I didn’t have to work on an almost daily basis these days.

I bet one million dollars that this bot never comes up with a real insight that was worth the time it took to even read. (Today is the second day of the postseason)

I want to boot up Wolverine but I’m too scared to have a take

Opening the downer app for the 30th time today wondering why I’m in such a bad mood

I see Odyssey fever has claimed another

Sometimes I just think that we are so impossibly, improbably blessed that the 2003 MGMT Wesleyan University video exists

Sorry guys, due to an unprecedented surge on Saturday, the World Cup has run out of goals.

And right when they think they couldn’t hate this anymore? Hit em with the vuvuzelas

Good news Yankees fans they are definitely not going to lose again today

Aw yeah buckle up boys we’re about to witness a strategy masterclass from the dumbest motherfucker alive

History repeats as T. Partey angers English in Boston www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Struggling to adjust to bald Mazraoui

Man’s like

VAR made the right call by the law but the wrong call by karma. Impeding the keeper on corners has been Arsenal’s whole *bit* this season, and I don’t think anyone would be complaining if they’d got a taste of their own medicine

I don’t know how it’s physically possible to be a fan of an MLB team. These guys play every single day? For up to 3 hours each time? What the fuck

Local man snoozes, loses

There’s something about the quests in Cyberpunk. Even after 60 hours they consistently exceed expectation. Whether they hook me in by the mere premise or if they sound pretty generic, they always end up more compelling and more interesting than I thought they’d be.

I just want more games that look like this. Is that too much to ask

Rory’s having another Masters collapse

Q to my future self: here mate, mind when you had a cool 10 days Easter break and finally some time to get caught up on everything you’re halfway through? A hundred things you’ve been dying to get to? And you instead said “hmm. Maybe I should read One Piece?” How’s that working out for you, buddy?

We live in unprecedented times. There has never been anyone in history that’s had so many people hate them. Nobody’s ever had as many people hold the opinion that they are stupid as fuck.

Tired: fairfields farm Salt and Vinegar crisps Wired: *Homegrown and Handcooked* *Carbon Neutral* fairfield’s farm *Gluten Free* *Vegan Friendly* *Sea* Salt and *Aspall Cyder* Vinegar *Flavour* *Potato* Crisps

Just noticed the logo is wrong. LADS. COME ON

Gamers: “it’s ruining the artistic intent!” Here, mate, I’ll show you how I avoided turning it on. Developers: “it’s ruining our artistic intent!” Here, mate, I’ll show you how I didn’t add support to a game. And stay away from nexusmods

Yeah, yeah, most people don’t play games on anything that can even apply the effect. Yes, it’s on the developer to even support it. Yes, it’s on the end user to even enable it. BUT

YouTube-face thumbnail of an hour-long breakdown of frame gen / upscaling artifac- *pressing finger to ear* Sorry, AI Slop Hallucinations

Posting a billion DLSS on/off memes were the left image is 420p and the right image is 4K or the left image is completely blank and the right image is Cyberpunk maxed out and watching the engagement roll in.

Unmasking the DLSS monster at the end of Scooby Doo to reveal an identical DLSS monster underneath and declare that, as I suspected, it was DLSS all along.

Good day to be not posting yesterday.