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Local Fort Worth minister Landon Schott encourages his son to emulate Hitler. REAL family values huh? #GTFO #nazipreachersfuckoff

People at work: "Fred is being very productive, let's go interrupt his flow." Every single person I work with.

This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.

In case you are not feeling old today, this is your reminder that the 'Six Chicks' from '13 Going On 30' are closing in on 40.

“I know you’re trying to make me a more positive person, Ted, but let’s face it the world sucks a fucking dick.” Oof. Felt that one in my bones.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"

EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.

The vicious and corrupt cycle of monopolization: 1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market. 2) Use their monopoly power to price gouge consumers and shaft workers. 3) Use profits to make political donations. 4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement. 5) Repeat.

Jumping over the catcher but the camera angles keep getting cooler:

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Sweet Lord, is this getting bad... $4.44 Unleaded. $6.40 Diesel. Where are all the republicans who were putting out daily "Gas is too expensive" videos when it was $3.20 a gallon under Biden? gasprices.aaa.com

Mitch McConnell 'Ghost In The (Turtle) Shell'

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

Reba McEntire Buddy Guy Leonard Cohen Jason Isbell Phish Goose Tool Don Williams Slayer BB King

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

damn, thats the biggest dildo they've had to get rid of at a WNBA game yet!

Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10

Disco truck nuts as stagecraft. I have seen everything now and I can die happy.

I think this is pretty spot on

AND the entire world is on fire! Perhaps there's a reason why the ultra rich are building bunkers. There's no such thing as coincidence. Do they know something we don't know? Yeah, there's a lot they know that we don't, and a lot of it they planned.

I wish there was a different subtitle than: [sucks teeth] It makes me uncomfortable.

This is literal Gestapo behavior.

Big Bend should be absolutely OFF LIMITS for this type of activity. It is a Texas treasure and we need to have a massive voting shift within the state if there is any hope to save it.

I don't believe in heaven or hell. However, if I am wrong, and regardless of where I end up, I'll definitely die with the satisfaction of knowing all those fake ass MAGA 'Christian' motherfuckers I see will be burning in hell. And if I'm there with them, at least I'll have a front row view.

Get all your insults on Mitch McConnell now, because after the deadline (ironic), when they finally announce he's dead, MAGA will go ape shit at any mention of the fact that he's a piece of shit.

This.

My letter to @denversummitfc.bsky.social

Apparently Putin's code name for Lindsey Graham was Sergey.

I guess the positive with Mitch McConnell being brain dead is that he will make better decisions now

Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.

See, this is why you NEVER trust someone who has EVER had a Nazi tattoo to run for public office.

I guess one positive thing about this whole Mitch McConnell's story is that we kind of get to celebrate his death everyday until they actually announce it. It's like a multiple day holiday. Maybe we should celebrate every year.

Well, I don't think Trump's going to be able to do shit to overturn this one.

It's a perfect allegory. The pool was a perfect architectural water feature using the natural elements that would allow it to sustain. It is over his head. So he spray painted it, and now it's dead.

If the Reflecting Pool water gets any nastier, RFK Jr. will start bottling it and forcing it to be served to children with all school lunches.

While Germany is literally my Motherland, I'd really love to see Côte d'Ivoire pull this off.

This is me whenever someone info dumps on me without taking a breath or allowing any two-way communication

In this photo there is a Princeton University graduate and a Harvard Law School graduate. Michelle Obama is both.

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.

It's an omen.

Pretty simple. Two of the most successful conmen ever made an agreement: "I'll get you 're-elected', and maybe help take care of your pedo buddy and the files. In exchange you help me become the first trillionaire." squealed the sniveling, friendless hyena. "Deal" snorted the orange warthog.

Someone dropped one of his soiled diapers into the pool.

Money ruins everything

It's hard to be excited about the Artemis III mission announcements when the CEO of the company making one of the mission's rockets has spent his week inciting racial violence via his personal social media platform.

The sooner everyday people understand that the point of AI is to assist in population control, the better our chances of surviving all of this.

One has to go: -Baba O'Reilly -Baba Yaga -Baba Ghannoush

"If you really want to show mom how much you love her this Mother's Day, buy her a tank of gas and some groceries."