terra branford stan account

hello if ive pissed you off i promise you can block me and move on, neither of us needs to care that much. however i am chatty and if something catches my eye i will talk forever and ever and you can also block/mute me for that, too. i promise i do not matter to you or anyone else.

dolls how do i dress butch for my wife but not just look like a dude

in 2014 my company had an issue running bonnaroo radio call in campaign leading to a bunch of people hearing my voice saying no routes found was a band and then i made a twitter acct and fb for “no routes found”. then i did the less important business of fixing the sbcs.

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this is the first thing i have ever sent to my wife saying “if you love me you will make this mine”

i got a phone canvassing for this state candidate and they did not get why i thought a guy who’s big thing is getting more money to local pharmacies while himself owning a compounding pharmacy didn’t deserve to be seen as good on healthcare lol

the magnus archives: the podcast about being an exhibitionist but you won't figure it out for a bit but it does have cool ghosts

i need to take my wife to armenia so she knows how good tomatoes can be

a fancy ass rv so i can take my horde of animals to every national park and work remotely and my wife can see all the waterfalls

wicker needs to be on streaming asap so i can add creaking to fucking everything he does. just oily laboured creaks to every facial movement or whatever.

i need to make a fashion style reference board ff characters so i can show my wife what kind of weird ass aesthetic i have in my brain

doing self harm by watching the person in the row in front of me play solitaire incredibly wrong

somebody stop me from buying hundreds of feet of 16g wire before i try to relive 7th grade and make a hauberk

in town for my sister’ss wedding and we’re doing church and lunch but their service is in english and subtitled in spanish and urdu which is pretty cool. especially for salt lake lol

Nausicäa of the Valley of the Dolls

"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified

just now being informed tapas is an appetizer buffet

i gotta pay the karate studio bill or nobody's gonna kick my ass

things i made this week and bonus biiiiig stretch

so if you were getting a colonoscopy what’s the amount of trouble you’d get in for shipping a plastic egg in there containing a strip of paper saying “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”?

The nanny themed porn site called OnlyFrans

Whats the name for the kink where my partner and i apparently get off hearing about our past lovers? Or is the just cuck with extra steps?

It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe

i work at a company that uses llms for stuff and it's mainly dipshittery but a couple of my coworkers were talking about their concerns regarding that dude resigning saying anthropic would build god or whatever and I was like "finally we can see who roko's basilisk eats" and they took me seriously.

Inside of me are two wolves. One is a dorky science nerd who loves learning all the facts and new updates and critically evaluating new information and reads studies. One is playing kymatica on loop and trying to make a tulpa and wants to be a hedge witch with ghost friends. They fuck.

*feels i can finally get a septum ring, looks into style options, sees the kind you can flip up* *blinks* UNDERCOWVER BOSS

I'm old. I saw someone say lfg and thought looking for group and not let's fucking go.

I demand a waterfall cardigan that is asymmetric and thin but kinda masc with it

RIP odyssey g9 2019-2026. You were the most expensive thing i ever bought for myself.

I'm a vegetarian butcher. It's like being an asexual stripper.

Ooooh I wanna fuck with somebody! Wanna give some shit to somebody! Yeah I wanna fuck with somebody! With somebody who works with me!

I have an associates in philosophy and a buzz. Now to make that guy who flirted with me regret his decision.

Abdul won and we bombed the moon for science?

Ok i did too much yoga and now i can reach myself. Do i start an only fans or just brag?

Would I use an accelerometer to measure harsh breaking? I'm trying to figure out whether I am like a smoother driver than others or if being a passenger just makes everything feel significantly harsher but i want to do science about it.

Am i angry or are you a hater?

seeing parents who've been cut off turn to therapy language is kinda wild

Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.

I dont get why everyone got behind platner. I'm a fucking bimbo and the second i heard blackwater i was like "meh, no" and every fact I've learned after that confirmed decision as correct. I don't even feel smart I just feel confused as to why him?

My love language is annoying the shit out of my partner with my laser focused misunderstanding of their point

I keep having nightmares about the robots from arc raiders patrolling my room and getting to grab me but my brain cannot grasp what a leaper would feel like negate the metal is alien so it keeps parsing it as fleshy somehow.

Hallmark presents: joseph smith's america.