GenEric Martin

I'm a million times as humble as thou art.

My wife just called crockpots a lie. A facade of simplicity.

I can stop me at any time but I'm making a lot of money and nobody stops me from making money except me

Dougie here definitely did not call him Muhammad because he's racist. Just like all those times he said Barrack Hussein Obama for no particular reason. But wow it's crazy how he never lost the "I'm a celebrity I can do whatever I want attitude"

I'm not, so exactly who is?

It's crazy that there's a "cheese cake factory is tacky" joke in episode 8 of Nobody Wants This.

Nazi Liberace thinks making fun of his taste in decor is dum.

I acted like a dickhead because you all made me. If you all didn't do this thing I definitely didn't make up I would have never done this. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

I.... I agree... I don't think I'm agreeing with his intent but his words speak to me.

Bro it's been over 22 months that he's been in office and he's made gigantic economic changes. You can't keep blaming the previous people.

My current hot take in premodern is that goblin pile driver is the worst card in every goblin deck for most match ups

Good news. I am excited to see them gone.

A bunch of Brazilian politicians are going to end up in jail. And I can't imagine any reason to not brand the entire GOP as a terrorist organization and toss every one of them in Gitmo forever. Irredeemably evil led by the dumbest, with a b, person of all time.

Maybe guys shouldn't be in charge anymore, they clearly keep making awful choices.

Nothing has ever been his fault his entire life, why would he start taking accountability now during his sunset years?

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

Always funny to see someone with a pro-Trump bumper sticker along side a "God Bless Johnny Cash" bumper sticker.

Seems problematic that the 3rd wife of the president has direct contact with Russian leadership.

Wife: you have a lot of friends for someone who's asking if he's "a lot". : I think I have a lot of friends *because* I'm "a lot".

So I know he's an impressive athlete. And coming back from 29 down is truly impressive considering how bad you have to play to go down 29. But 6-0 run is 2-3 baskets. A standing ovation for 3 made shots?

It's well past time to strip him of the entirety of his wealth.

Dog breeding is not a new thing. These losers offer nothing new to society.

The MIB alien inside this mech committed the most medicare fraud in history at the time. Crazy he went on to be FL governor and a senator.

Gotta just shut down all frats at this point. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

My wife says that Love is Blind is football for women.

I think this is partially true, it's okay for him and the people he chooses but anyone else is stealing what he rightfully is entitled to steal.

Any other response would show an ounce of humility and he's the smartest, most special boy and there's no way he did anything wrong. They're wrong not him and if they give him power he'll prove just how brave, smart, and handsome he is because this is owed to him.

What a fun headline. Guess I'll just allow my eyes to move upward and see the score. Wonder how much Boston won by?

Good. If I'm covering the job of an employee I deserve a discount

Is looksmaxxing just the beauty industry trying to break into the male market? I mean cigarettes and razorblades needed to break into the female market.

"the pervert is calling from inside the White House"

I have never particularly understood our weird relationship as a country with active military while we treat veterans so poorly. But the Salute the Troops bs at sporting events is extra weird.

Given his laundry list of crimes I can't believe anyone except the most corrupt people in Texas could support him. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Time for Elon to spend his life in jail and eternity in hell.

My grocery bill feels like it's nearly tripled and my gas costs me about 33% more. But sure people are flying so everything is perfect. I'm opening my outstanding offer to Ken Paxton and Chuck Schumer to Hassett. Show up, sign a waiver, get starched.

Someone should have played a tuba for him as he skulked away.