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This is the political commentary I’m here for.

When your crazy uncle who thinks Google Chrome IS THE INTERNET, has an agent at his disposal that can crawl every contact exposed on the internet and isn’t allowed to return “no, you idiot, that’s not how ANY OF THIS WORKS!” as an answer.

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My 9 yo just casually, unprompted, announced to us from the other room “I assure you that what I’m doing right now is perfectly legal.” And then I heard the sound of him pulling a really long strip of scotch tape out of the dispenser.

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one you like. Anderson Island, Washington

Once in a while I watch this speech just because it’s such a damn good performance.

Is it normal for an otherwise intelligent person, a coworker of mine in tech, a manager, to have no idea who Kristi Noem is?

They switched to open source models and STILL couldn’t make the math work.

Damn I love a beach sunset.

A very nice start to the weekend. Clam chowder and a beer at Mo’s.

Settle a debate for me. If I’m coming in from the top of this picture and I want to turn left into the drive the arrow pointing at, keeping in mind that those yellow lines are each double striped yellow lines, that’s clearly an illegal turn is it not?

Uh oh. Boring rich white dudes are openly speaking to each other in fatalistic tones about how bad the AI crash is going to be. I think we’re cooked. youtu.be/yhmJVDxdgZU

I love this style of delivery. The words are unaltered but the delivery is contemporary and not over embellished. I love the part where she presents the little crown to York 😂 Notice, no subtitles. Her enunciation doesn’t need it and you get to focus on her performance without distraction.

I would like to announce that I will also not be completing the US leg of the tour with Ed Sheeran.

My favorite Charlie Kirk memorial so far. youtube.com/shorts/Oig1A...

He’s going to shit himself when he finds out about Airbus *sniff sniff: Ok, well, too late I guess.

Programmer of a website that breaks frequently: I think my coding tool is alive bro

I showed my kids a couple clips from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They demanded we actually watch the movie now. They’re 11 and 9 and we’re not even done with the credits and we’re already laughing really hard.

BLS this morning, with revised 2Q data: "The labor share, which is the percentage of output that accrues to workers in the form of compensation, was 52.8 percent in the second quarter of 2026, the lowest level in the series, which begins in the first quarter of 1947."

When they’re not running my fucking government anymore would be a good start.

Hi. Mel Brooks was amazing as the evil German doctor in the Muppets movie. The set must have been pandemonium trying film that scene.

Please, won’t somebody think of the shareholders?

Night time paddling on the Willamette River. Paddling around at night like this really cool. A very different perspective on the river.

Opinion writer horrified to find out their taxes might actually help their fellow citizens in need.

Felices fiestas patrias.

This is funny. He will win in court.

I’m a nerd. Lots of people pointing out the hand through the phone, but for me it’s the Windows like task bar with Mac style folders, a jacked up finder side bar, and a photo viewer app that’s never existed.

Being a sports fan with kids that has to watch everything delayed is frustrating when there are four different apps on my phone absolutely dying to be the first one show me spoilers.

Just arrived to the house I’m renting for vacation this week.

I remembered that burst mode photos are a thing yesterday, so enjoy these photos of Pepper catching dog treats.

Now that is one small pile of shit.

Never forget.

In the grandest tradition of American innovation.

Oof. Some one else is going to have to make this joke happen.

I just got my copy of the new book by @doctorow.pluralistic.net and I absolutely cannot wait to start reading it.

“Hey, could you give me an estimate of how much time you spend on x type of task” No. No I cannot. And I don’t think anyone else can either. I think it’s all lies. I don’t have a set of chess clocks labeled with my hundred different things I do all day slapping them to accumulate time.

How did they get sick? I think I found the issue. They drank raw milk. Presumably multiple times, on purpose. I think we’re done here.

Welp, last time I went league night karting this happened, so let’s see if I can do a little better tonight.

I am now deeply invested in a Lego scandal that has spiraled into a massive case police corruption.

The @weratedogs.com guy just put out some extremely well done political content about the LA Mayor’s race. To me this really is a fantastic example of a person using his platform in exactly the right way at exactly the right time for the right reason.

Cemetery staff: I can’t tell you exactly where they are, but I can get you close. Me: Well, they can’t get away so we should have plenty of time to find them.