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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

Once again, I have been named the Most Sexist Man Alive, and will not be accepting the award, as celebrating and going to parties is female behavior.

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

Flavio Bolsanaro, hiding in the trunk of a car as he sneaks out of Brazil, desperately trying to silence his phone. On the screen is a picture of what appears to be a wet, brown boulder, with the text below: Papa B Look what they just took out of my colon. I have never felt more free!

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

It's gonna rule when we're all old enough to get stuck in nursing homes and we're mumbling shit like, "ruined the vibes at birthday girl's gangbang by cumming in the fluffer"

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

It is mean as hell to publish this.

STAT@statnews.com

“'You Can See Everything' is a hilarious, thrilling, fascinating, beautiful piece of art. What it certainly is not is a documentary, and it’s dangerous to pretend that it is,” writes Theranos whistleblower Tyler Shultz. https://bit.ly/4Bk2nDJ

statnews.comI was a Theranos whistleblower. In ‘You Can See Everything,’ Elizabeth Holmes is still lyingA more accurate name would be “You Can See Everything That We Chose To Point The Camera At,”Theranos whistleblower Tyler Shultz writes.
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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

[Football game overlayed with a graphic of a guy holding his stomach and moaning at the bottom of the screen] [Chris Collinsworth] and after the game be sure to tune in for a hot new episode of Toilet Fillers: America's got Dumps.

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Sam
@mardiroos.bsky.social

Today is going to be a great day for getting snappy one-sentence summaries of the Brazilian election from non-expert Anglophones. If anything, speaking Portuguese would only undermine their magisterial objectivity

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

Let's Roll

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

[Talking to my old high school friend who is still living in Berlin] I'm sorry to make you repeat yourself, but it's just so hard to believe. I mean I didn't really know him but he seemed so normal. He really did all that? Adolf? Adolf Hitler? The painter?

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

The outraged tone of these things feels very quaint. This would have done insane numbers like ten years ago and now nobody cares, which, frankly feels a lot more normal and socially healthy.

Sven-Erik Volberg@volberg.bsky.social

Ian Brinksman, 42, a Washington, DC-based government contractor arrested by the FBI today for allegedly leaking TOP SECRET national defense information to a romantic partner. You'll never guess why!

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Sam
@mardiroos.bsky.social

Probably the biggest change for the positive in the last few years is that I used to be outside your home, and now I am inside your home 🙂

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comfort foods
@primpker.bsky.social

Happy Saturday, time to help our neighbors. ICE's illegal occupation of the twin cities continues to have impacts. I'm vouching for this gfm to support a family facing deportation action. Contribute if you can: gofund.me/ef3592d07

gofund.meDonate to URGENT: Help stop deportation against a wonderful family, organized by Julia DavidsonA Minnesota family is facing deportation hearings in immigrati… Julia Davidson needs your support for URGENT: Help stop deportation against a wonderful family
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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s your name and phone number? Where are the least guarded points of entry into your home? Personally, I don't have any of that because I was born into and have always lived inside The Dark.

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INDICATOR
@indicator.bsky.social

WIN NIGHT OF THE DEMON ANNIVERSARY EDITION 666/2000 Unavailable for eight years, our legendary Limited Edition Blu-ray release of NIGHT OF THE DEMON has been resurrected! RT this post for a chance to WIN copy number 666/2000 powerhousefilms.co.uk/products/night-of-the-demon-anniversary-edition-le

powerhousefilms.co.ukNIGHT OF THE DEMON (ANNIVERSARY EDITION) - LE(Jacques Tourneur, 1957, 96/82 mins)Release date: 19 October 2026Limited Edition 2 x Blu-ray NOTE: This two-disc Tenth Anniversary Limited Edition contains identical disc and book content to the original 2018 Limited Edition of Night of the Demon.Based on M R James’ classic tale of terror, ‘Casting the Runes’, and adap

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Brendan Duke
@brendanvduke.bsky.social

New @centeronbudget.bsky.social fiscal policy paper. The U.S. has 2 deficits: 1. A fiscal deficit 2. An investment deficit—our failure to adopt policies making folks better off. Fiscal policy should reduce both—not reduce one deficit by growing other. More revenue can do just that.

Center on Budget and Policy Priorities@centeronbudget.bsky.social

As our nation faces both a federal budget deficit and a federal investment deficit, policymakers should focus on raising revenue to address both challenges, expand opportunity, and build a more shared prosperity: www.cbpp.org/research/fed...

cbpp.orgFederal Policymakers Should Raise Revenue to Address Fiscal and Investment Deficits to Responsibly Steward the Nation’s EconomyOur nation faces twin deficits that threaten the short- and long-term economic well-being of the nation and its people: a federal budget deficit and a federal investment deficit.
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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

How many ladies out there from the Levantine? How many of you ladies from the Fertile Crescent? You wash your clothes in the Tigris? Look at her [pulls a face], she knows [laughing]. You wash your clothes in the Eupheates, don't you?

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

It's going to be really annoying when it's revealed that Palmer Lucky has a bunch of Jared Fogle style videos and we all have to hear about how shocking that is.

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

Finding out that my neighbor's wife has been feeding him eggs and bacon for dinner instead of the strict diet of rich, dark acorns on which I insisited and becoming insanely angry. "It's still fattening him up," she protests. She does not fucking get it.

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Jake Grumbach
@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social

Replying to @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

You can take the kind of vague gestures at a space UN from star trek and add a kind of superpowered peacekeeping force like the Jedi and the total imagination space is still just military/exmilitary spec forces bullshit. Yuck!

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

Can confirm that this is a real trailer of the Mass Effect game that BioWare was developing up until its closure yesterday www.reddit.com/r/masseffect...

reddit.comFrom the masseffect community on Reddit: Mass Effect: Universe TrailerExplore this post and more from the masseffect community
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@rarecryptid.bsky.social

Me and the aliens who abducted me are all joking about how gross your body os and how they just threw out all the probes when they were done with you.

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[Friend ending a story on a big finish] but none of the news outlets are saying he's Somali! [Me, a guy who doesn't know anything] oh my god