Pak0

Pak0

@rasend0ri.bsky.social

Pronouns in bio are fucking cringe

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Pak0
@rasend0ri.bsky.social

Ahhh good o’ Columbus day aka no school on Monday for the kids, sucks what he did to all those natives though…

Pak0
@rasend0ri.bsky.social

God if only, IF ONLY!!!

Zullie@zulliethewitch.bsky.social

I still think it would be really funny if they did an Elden Ring musou game like Hyrule Warriors. Playing as Malenia, Radahn, Godrick, etc. trying to seize shards of the Elden Ring in the wake of the Shattering would be fun, and give more opportunities to expand on that time period narratively.

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jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com

This is from 1990. George Carlin was a genius and ahead of his time. If he was alive today, comedians would say he is an "SJW snowflake" but he was 100% correct about everything.

Pak0
@rasend0ri.bsky.social

Nothing pisses me off more than posts or messages that say the most horrible things then ends it with fucking emojis like 🥰❤️🤭😘. That’s some serial killer shit and let’s people know how much of a two faced bitch you are.

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Culture Crave 🍿
@culturecrave.co

Bill Burr says Elon Musk is an 'idiot' and 'evidently a Nazi' "This is why I hate liberals .. They just go, ‘I’m getting out of the country' ... you’re gonna leave the country because of one guy with dyed hair plugs and a laminated face? ... Why doesn’t he leave? Why are we so afraid of this guy?"

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The Onion
@theonion.com

Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://theonion.com/...

theonion.comMan Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of NightANN ARBOR, MI—Explaining that it’s just more convenient, local man Andrew Gomez told reporters Thursday that he’s gotten in the habit of placing a glass of water on his bedside table before he goes to sleep in case he needs to make a huge, sopping mess in the middle of the night. “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to reach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter, and floor without having to get up,” said Gomez, noting that he usually places a brimming cupful of water next to his cell phone and unopened mail so that he can just awaken in a disoriented state and send the glass and its contents careening everywhere while fumbling for it in the dark. “Who wants to get out of bed and walk all the way to the kitchen to get a drink of water when they can spend half an hour in the middle of the night frantically drying off their possessions and picking up shards of broken glass? It’s definitely much easier this way.” Gomez added that, in the event he does not knock over the glass while reaching for it, there’s nothing quite like the taste of stale, room-temperature water.

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Kayin
@kayin.moe

Wonder if you could kept away with making an ""FPS"" without mouse/keyboard controllers today without too many people throwing a complete shit fit. I assume someone has to have tried.

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Sam Maggs
@sammaggs.bsky.social

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”