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Sitting normal

Z decided he wants to dress up to take the nephew boys treatin’ (its a whole thing for adults, neighbors hand out drinks and adult food) so I have decided to dress up as the frog of war, a character I made up to antagonize him

I’m the guy spending $15 on a costume then complaining its cheap

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

They say that as much as they want it doesnt make it true

He is so close to getting it

Can’t help on the ground because I recently started new (dream) job but I donated to www.kapow.works because its good work!

Harrison Butker needs to spend more time practicing his kicking and less time practicing an esoteric Catholicism that you can only access after watching 1000 hours of YouTube and growing a little beard.

Ok now a lot of Brazilian mayors need to go to jail

F1 sure to continue hemorrhaging american viewers. Like last year the races in the us were full of really unpopular republicans and it was boring and unpleasant. Good for kimi anyway

Crofty with the sick comment

Normally the guest is actually waving the flag but she was sort of down there doing something kind of like waving it a la make a wish situation while someone else actually did it and you know that tracks for all the other republicans

Check out how easy this is.

There is one good cheesecake factory and its because of the patio with views like this

Fart Manning

If texas loses they need to fall out of the rankings for the rest of the year

They're putting litter boxes in the voting booths!

This is not the Amy Acton's mother I have come to know this week for condemning her molested daughter. If true, this holds grave implications for my views of a public figure I endorsed merely for harboring a fugitive pedophile for decades.

fucking ipad baby adult

Fucking metaphor alert

Here’s a hidden Taco for you

This video and the comments sent me down a rabbit hole thinking about the dumbest TE and i mean there’s just so many choices

Taco loves to do something like roll in the leaves and then look at me like he doesn’t know who rolled in the leaves because he didn’t do it

Will those voters now like a man of color and of a religion different than theirs because he’s mocking a woman who was a victim of child sexual assault? I mean they’re republicans so who can totally say but isnt gonna make dude suddenly white enough and christian

I wonder if there’s any group other than Muslims you could write this about and keep your column at @theatlantic.com

The most horrifying part about this to me is that there's ways to do paperwork to prevent this, but poor people are not taught about it, we are not informed that we need to do this, rich people know all the paperwork secrets and they intentionally keep poor people from them

You used to be able to show a guy your lewds on twitter and he’d come for a few day visit, have to leave to go be in a wedding, come right back and then never leave again. Happy 5 yr anniversary to us 🤍

Wait, former UFC fighter, Special Forces doofus, and fabulist extraordinaire Tim Kennedy got shot three times while working for Erik Prince in the Democratic Republic of Congo?! defector.com/how-did-a-fa...

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

Here’s the ad that has Florida Republicans going the prior-restraint route. (The details of the grand-jury report have been widely known and shared for 2 months.)

we need more dems sucking ass up and down the ballot

Saw another clip from a few days ago of dude telling some morons we won’t make life better for you but we’ll make it worse for them (the french, the canadians) its the only promise left

Hammering on Musk railroading land from communities and stuffing them with gas turbines and data centers also resonates with a certain conservative mindset

My man getting Blue MAGAed by regular MAGA