Ray

Ray

@raydoesdata.bsky.social

Just here to do data stuff and meme. New Brunswick.

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was told one of my slides had a $10 word on it and asked if I could simplify it (tbf I kind of agree), looked up synonyms and none of these are better, except the last one which is also worse.

Took kid to shannex for their trick or treat thing with my Grandmaman and she was telling this other resident "that's my grandson and my great grand daughter" and this lady just responds with that's nice does your grandson ever take you for coffee mine does and like Betsy could you chill tf out girl

Y'all know Im not a flag waving supporter of conservative governments but regardless of party colour I do like seeing anyone who calls a snap just to try and gain a few extra seats with get completely sunk.

Great work Eby, you dull blade.

election-atlas.ca@electionatlasca.bsky.social

CTV calls a Conservative majority. The call is shown live on CBC because they happen to be on a live shot at Conservative HQ with CTV on the big screen in the background.

Commentators curse is real tonight... Women's game UNB scores first goal AS I am praising the two UPEI center backs Men's game UNB goalie comes out to make clearance, mistimes it, takes out player and ball goes in the net... minutes after I said how good he was at getting off the line for clearances

feverously in favour of removing the parking here but worry that delivery drivers are just going to say screw it and keep parking there anyway.

I think a cool powerpoint feature would be you set the time of the presentation and a clock gives you avg time required per remaining slide. Then I can easily know if I need to rush through or kill the clock with wild, more and more unrelated, anecdotes because I don't have enough real content

63% of 18+ Albertans couldn't even be bothered to vote on whether or not to stay in Canada. Like if you cant bring yourself to care for that then what will you vote for?? (Yes voting is really arduous for a small minority of that group, but for everyone else)

Overwhelming yes to stay part of Canada. After today everyone needs to stfu about it. There's 0 reason to give the Albexit supporters any amount of coverage from here on out.

Taking honks from good hard working Canadian geese. Carney has gone too far.

Chris Turner Lightscapes 🇨🇦@cdfturner.bsky.social

A never seen before now bird in #NewBrunswick, a Tundra Bean Goose. Usually found in Europe and Asia. Hanging out with Canada Geese. #birds #nature #wildlife #beangoose

We're going to look back at the 2020s one day and come to the sad agreement that the coke360 machine was probably the decades strongest contribution to humanity

Worse training to illness ratio was 3 years ago when I had to cancel day 2 of virtual training because of 🤢 and then taught day 3 in a hoodie wrapped in a blanket with no enthusiasm. Second worse was delivering a 1 hour session on campus after an ear drum rupture where I got vertigo and had to

Lean up on the wall for most of the class while the room spun around me. I had a conference call right after and I remember joining it from the floor looking pale enough that they asked about my well being. Today was 3rd worse. Had a bit of white bread this morning and nothing else. Slogged through

I have a stomach flu and im delivering training tomorrow and my slides aren't done. This is shit. Please weep for me.

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The 2027 edition of my annual nightscape/landscape photography calendar is ready to go and now available for pre-order. I’ve opted for a sleeker, more minimalist single-page design this year that puts the focus on the photos. Save 15% if you pre-order before October 28th. ➡️ bradperry.art xox BP

Big ups to violet for getting her first 🐀💀 last night. Proudly delivered somewhat alive to our bedroom at 5:10 am (mercifully not dropped in our bed)

There's a Torque motorsports ad that says there's a version of new brunswick you won't find on a map and then shows their vehicles on: the trails, the water, the scenic routes and the snow. 3 out of 4 easily findable on maps...

last Mount Carleton post, at the summit a bunch of teens were pounding Alpines and smoking ciggies, which respect, and they asked if I'd take a group photo and I hit them with the sure your camera or mine? Not even a courtesy chuckle. The lack or respect for elders among today's youth man.

Main reason to go to mount Carleton park is mount Carleton park. Second reason is the poutine from the resto pub saint Quentin. Id pick it to come out on top in any poutine off.

Also huge animal sighting haul today... About a dozen deer on the way up. Bunny in the park. Moose on the way out and two coyotes on drive home.

like, lol. But also vote like it's not lol. Because it will be lol fr if these are the actual results.

Polling Canada@canadianpolling.bsky.social

Here's that Leger referendum poll modelled out

Scott Robertson@sarobertson.bsky.social

Trump: "Canada would like to make a deal, but we're not satisfied with the deal. Canada has been ripping us off for many, many years, and they're not going to rip us off anymore."

If you park like shit downtown and take up two spots and the meter runs out on both do you get two tickets? Asking for a Tacoma

"One of the good things about chatgpt is you feed it the full document it reads it from asshole to breakfast and gives you exactly what you need" - 68 year old Australian client. Need to find a way to get that, verbatim, into my AI course.

it's rewarding to wake up every day to fifty Linfluencers telling me my career is now deader than ever because of random new AI development.

Always lovely when on call with an American and they're like Oh New Brunswick is that close to ... and you're just sat there fear of god at what's going to come out next Usually Toronto. Sometimes Montreal. Today it was NFLD. Like close ... idk I guess. Closer to it than other things.

Got the $15 deep fried fish ball bowl and I dont know how many deep fried fish balls are too many deep fried fish balls but its less than the amount they can fit into the $15 deep fried fish ball bowl

Muni, Province and Feds on who's responsibility it is to solve homlessness

Jeff Thompson@thomjeff.bsky.social

Saint John Common Council discussing a report on the affects of homelessness and the discussion is similar to one City of Fredericton had last week: asking the province to step up. I will look for their position paper tomorrow. #nbpoli