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bloopity bloop

Zabba zabba zabbba zoooooooom

waaaaauuuuw

You know what at least for the night it did

will t4t save me from a string of toxic unstable men? tune in tonight to find out

god forbid a girl have daddy issues

To the disgusting people saying that Renee Good's son is now orphaned. I wish you a very fck off. She had a wife and she is also the mother of that son too. Y'all just really wanna be homophobic out here.

Regular respectful and kinky sex with a consistent partner i can build trust with might actually actually fix me

whats a series of skeets? a skread?

its cuffing season and by that they mean that it is time for someone to put handcuffs on me and rail me

gorb morbling

3 time dick slobbering contest gold medalist

ive been on the fence about getting a boob job. if i post tits will yall help me decide

never been so happy to look like an idiot at the bus stop forgot i brought a few gloves in a tote- maam? your bag? you forgot your bag maam 😳😬🤭

the only question a Gaston movie should answer is if anyone fucks like Gaston, anyone sucks like Gaston, plows into you like he's a truck like Gaston

reject modernity embrace tradition

like, you wanna what? in my CAVE??

it's been so long since i've gone on a hot date, i would even take a lukewarm or room temperature one at this point

uh huh

trash head im a trash can head fill me up with all your trash please

melodically speaking, i’m jacking off -yngwie malmsteen, probably

*fisherman voice* oh shes a right bloomin monster hauled up from the depths all right

depression

Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶" My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄

Just one of the many benefits of tying my hands behind my back is that it improves my posture. don't you wanna help me improve my posture?

oof aah ugh urg

Who has made this 🤣

they say it was getting run over by a car that killed my grandpa. but i know it was seed oils

me when i play bloodborne

i still feel like the ffs surgeon went too heavy on my cheeks 😓 it wasnt supposed to be adding fat on my cheekbones, just a little bit in the hollow to make me less angular. idk how much more it will settle downward when its almost been two months and it makes me sad

im not beating my meat this is cnc roleplay

I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace

still waiting to see the ‘Selfish Boomers are living longer and destroying the funeral industry’ headline

the bit > being a good girl

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

gentle and sensitive love is when the cuffs are in front instead of behind the back

dog girl who hides her spiro pill in a slice of cheese

american (fake) thanksgiving

checking to see to see if i have the willpower to stop halfway before eating an entire pint of half baked no, the answer is still no

oh god the anxiety of texting two guys i call daddy as well as my actual father, all at the same time i promise i didnt tell my dad to bend me over and spank me… pretty sure

is the old rule that you should starve, or feed a depression?