Chris R.

"Forget 'gas'...it's now:"

Rob Zombie needs to answer for his crimes against cinema #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #Filmsky

Do you disavow the Brotherhood of the Wolf? Do you disavow The Brothers McMullen?

Very rarely will I say this about a film, but I wish Street Fighter had been a lot stupider than it is #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky

Throw Momma from the Train for Tax Purposes

I'm sorry, but adults who worked for the FBI should have no say in governance. Put aside childish things.

They clearly want to see how catastrophic it is for themselves, and really should just take our word for it

If there’s more of a Dadfernoon movie than a bunch of guys talking about the weather during World War II, I’d love to hear it #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky

Pee-wee's Big Adventure has long been probably my all-time favorite movie, but no thanks to Large Marge, who terrified me

"Checkmate, Officer..."

Just inject all of the Lord of the Rings movies into my veins 💉 #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky

The whole movie is just going to be a Luis retelling

Had to do my Best of the 21st Century TV list, too, even though I would probably change out at least 5-6 of these if you asked me again tomorrow

Robert Pattinson, thank you for your enduring commitment to the Weird Little Freak acting style 🫡 #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

How would you describe your social media reach?

My favorite game to play while watching Carlito’s Way was “Real or Fake Beard on Pacino Scene-to-Scene.” Endless entertainment #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music

When the fire alarm goes off while you're in bed and you have to evacuate

Drop some KNIVES 🔪🖤🗡️

"Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences" is such beautiful comedy writing

I'm not sure I've ever experienced greater tonal/quality whiplash than going from Taxi Driver to Resident Evil Apocalypse #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

I've had breakups that were less awkward than this. CAN'T WAIT

Graphic design is my passion

Wow, Eephus is just LOVELY #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky

It's not enough to hear or read about how disastrous 1941 is - you really need to see it for yourself #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky

My God, they grafted Freddie's right arm onto his left side in heaven. They must have known he'd be too powerful otherwise

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

There's a "Sachh Kirk" on here and you don't think I'm picking that?

I love Minneapolis

There's really only one choice: The Best of Shaquille O'Neal, which he released after his first two albums

I used this picture in presentations when advising potential college football players. "Can you do this? No? Then you're not getting a scholarship, bud."

It's absolutely WILD how much of Caligari you can see in so many later horror films. 1920! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky

Here's what I wrote about that sequence when the movie came out, and I stand by it (www.flavorwire.com/571355/the-l...)

I guess Carol Queen is like the Noob Saibot of this character select screen

Quite possibly the most bizarre sequence of films anyone has ever unintentionally put together. And Black Dynamite rules so hard, you jive turkeys. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #FilmSky

<sees fingers involuntarily Googling New York apartments>

The Virgin Will Gluck vs. the Chad Lars von Trier

No one will ever be able to accuse David Lynch of not swinging for Roy Hobbs-level home runs every time he made a film #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky

The only way Brand New Day could have been improved is if Spider-Man Event Horizoned an entire pizza to defeat racism like Viggo did in Green Book #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky

Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”

Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.