HRH The Reedy Boy

Before my elevation to royalty, I was a mere fictional character...

What if we humans can no more understand the reasoning of the next generation of AIs than we can explain the rules of tennis to a dog?

In 2016, only 1/3 of the British electorate voted to leave the EU. No one voted to leave the Single Market. No one voted to leave the Customs Union. The Tories did this, not the British people.

Brazil votes to throw away the key to Bolsonaro's prison cell.

How and why exactly am I meant to be influenced by "influencers"?

Guess Donald Trump’s IQ. Start at 100 and keep counting. Backward. I'll make a cup of tea.

MTG out here saying the quiet part out loud... I approve this message.

I see Marco Rubio defending Trump and I experience Schadenfreude.

Judge him by the company he keeps.

We're told that taxing high earners damages growth. But if society took EVERYTHING from Elon Musk, Tesla would still exist. SpaceX would still exist. All the jobs and all the prospects would still exist.

Have we tested capitalism to destruction yet?

I couldn't give a toss what you pray for or from whom. I care only what you do.

Fellow convicts size up the new guy's ass as the shower room gets steamy.

WANTED: YOUNG, SLIM, ATTRACTIVE BLONDE. MUST BE ABLE TO READ LIES WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. APPLY TO WHITE HOUSE.

Treachery is his default setting.

Most decent people hate Nigel Farage. But he must REALLY have pissed off ITV!

Is it not illegal for American tech bros to kill civilians if they are in Ukraine?

Is it worth watching the news later or is he still president?

Couldn't we just ask Zalenskyy to bomb the factory churning out White House spokespersons?

Are you human? Tory policy is to remove human rights.

Maga voters have to take an IQ test to attend their conventions. In fact, attending the conference IS the test. Attending twice is proof of brain death.

On November 5th, the UK will burn effigies of a TRAITOR and celebrate his death with FIREWORKS. We should have the results of the midterms by then.

"Russian interference doesn't change electoral outcomes" scream the very people who are spending millions of dollars on online advertising.

Nigel Farage's Reform UK seem to be edging closer and closer to a 'final solution' on asylum seekers. The ratcheting-up of hateful rhetoric is there for all to hear. Thankfully, the frog-faced fascist is unlikely to ever win a majority in the UK.

Ruin a book by adding a word Goldfinger Lickin

Just spotted Richard Branson's cameo in Casino Royale 🤣

Trump wants you to imagine Putin is on the midterm ballot. Because he is.

This is apparently happening in multiple areas in the capital. The DC board of elections has been made aware of it and have been in touch with the National Guard to address it. It’s no accident.

Firing squad? Give Hegseth a gun and live stream him shitting himself.

It seems the International Criminal Court is not popular among International Criminals. Especially orange ones.

People of Holborn and St Pancras vote to send Reform UK back where they came from.

Genuine stupidity trumps artificial intelligence every time.

Why should the Iranians bother fighting Trump when the midterms can do the job without their help?

In a just world the people of the UK could sue the orange shit-stain for this loss. - giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... via @FT

Letting property pass untaxed to the undeserving children of deceased rich people when it could benefit society as a whole or its neediest members is morally perverse. I wouldn't just tax inheritance, I'd ban it.

Let me get this straight: the Tories plan to fund a strategy missile defence system with... ...tax cuts for the rich? Maybe they should look again at the STEM subject education budget.

In the Tory world view, the UK is just a place to do business in and its people and just a resource. Luckily the resource still gets to vote.

Nothing says "levelling up" like scrapping mansion tax while cutting benefits. Oh, those Tories.

Communists everywhere.

Dear Zack, Thanks for taking the antisemitism spotlight off Labour. Good luck, Andy

Fairford latest: Five white-van guys suspected of the illegal possession of petrol.

Danny Tommo faces 6 months on remand. His followers are shocked as they didn't know being a twat was illegal.

Super Stupidity has its day.

"I see a world where SUPER INTELLIGENCE is everywhere!" "But, Sir, those are just normal people." (To a molehill, everything is a mountain.)

British pirates aren't what they used to be.

Imagine being too stupid to learn a country's name before sitting down with its prime minister.

At least he didn't bang his shoe on the lectern.

I feel sorry for the Devil having to spend the rest of eternity with Trump.