Riley Poldek

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From the, "We told you this was their next move" files.

Maybe Ben Johnson the Bears should script the first 60 plays instead of only the first 15........

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

Free expression is a hallmark of the First Amendment. All our rights are in jeopardy when trans peoples’ freedom to exist is undermined.

If the Pistons come back to beat the Knicks blame it on TNT. Right after the game they flashed that NY wins series 4-1.

So maybe trade deals are getting done!!!????

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First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem

Anyone find it funny how when the UK releases the Cass review to ban trans care, we get everything ranging from New York Times push notifs to op-eds in every major US paper... But when Germany, Switzerland, and Austria release pro-trans youth care guidelines, not a single article anywhere but mine?

Might save a life.

I know lots of small businesses are online & rely on sales, but I also love seeing an established non-corporate place do something like this. Just got it in an email from the Ten Club, the Pearl Jam fan club. CC & debit transactions make money for banks & CC companies, use cash, shop local!!

Let me guess, it's still Joe's fault that Cheeto Benito signed an agreement to hand Afghanistan back to the Taliban, and is now also stopping the heroic Afghan people that stood up to them for 20+ years from coming to our country, only to die at the hands of the people he handed it back to.

Egg prices are soaring, planes are crashing, national parks are closing and America is being butt fucked by Putin But at least President Trump is focusing on what really matters The merger of two golf organisations 🏌️

Los Angeles peeps—spread the word about ICE. We won’t know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.

Hi everyone, you might know my buddy Damion from his work in TV/movies—but today, he's a guy trying to save his best friend Sammi. If you can donate, it's appreciated! You can also help by signal boosting/sharing! Please help! https://www.gofundme.com/f/azfeaw-saving-sampson

Rest in power Elisa Rae Shupe. The media has barely covered your story but your 🏳️‍⚧️ siblings & our allies will. Elisa was a retired United States Army soldier who in 2016 became the first person in the United States to obtain legal recognition of a non-binary gender. Share her story. 🏳️‍⚧️💔

Huh, I thought it was Smith, Wesson, Browning and Winchester.

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

Same person

My thoughts on the whole bathroom thing. I think Representative Elect McBride should hire nothing but transgender men to work in her office and ensure one of their jobs is to follow Rep Mace into the bathroom every single time.

You’d think “youth pastor” would be a big red flag by now: maggiemcneill.com/2024/11/18/r...

Getting a breast augmentation revision done today, let's get these puppies pointing forward instead of outward!!

So I deleted my meager Twitter account last year when Elno took over but it was never a huge part of my life. I was on Threads but if felt as dirty as FB, which it turned out to be. So I'm loving it here so far.

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social I showed my partner your Master-Baner comment today and she laughed as hard as I did when I first heard it. It better be in the club this week!!