Polycule Trotsky 🦊🏳️‍⚧️

I am only immune due to the little worms in my brain. They’re my friends. They allow me to commune with the loftiest chorus of angels. What does their song sound like? It’s hard to describe… But I think they’re calling each other passoids…

Okay, the crafting list is wearing off and I think I’m going to pass out. Goodnight Bluesky.

Decoupaged some boxes so that I can enjoy my storage solutions.

All things considered, I AM enjoying just listening to a podcast and working on some crafts.

The other two amigas left… What is a transgender Chevy Chase supposed to do without her transgender Steve Martin and transgender Martin Short?

Changes need to be made to bring the life I have and the life I want into strong alignment.

Add "between my legs" to a movie title Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Between My Legs.

Mark this date. She has gotten her first blood.

I clean up good

Just up doin gender shit.

I’m sorry darling, I simply can’t do math today. I’ve somehow misplaced the part of my brain that does numbers good. Silly me, ditzy witzy!

I weighed in at 300 pounds. I am days away from breaking below that for the first time since around 2010. It’s taken around 6 years to cut 100 pounds. Here’s hoping it doesn’t take 6 years to cut 100 more.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Even at your worst: You're a person that deserves to exist and be treated with dignity. And at your best: You're too fucking hot to be allowed dignity! You're a glorified sex doll and it would be wasteful for even a moment to pass without someone using your body to masturbate with!

Removed the hardware and buckle from a thrift store belt and added my own snaps and a retaining strap to turn it into a traditional belt so that I can wear this belt buckle my wife got me and also buy/make future belt buckles.

I made some Overwatch earrings out of old keychains.

（ ͜.人 ͜.）

I break everything I touch.

I’m cute.

This tracks for someone who didn’t want bottom surgery until she found out about testicular preserving vaginoplasty that gives you real fat looking pussy lips and lets you get plapped every time you’re penetrated and every time someone slaps your pussy…

Sleep is so gauche. Real creatives have insomnia.

Fuck AI or SI or whatever they’re calling them. I’m gonna start calling LLMs “Ether Cats”

INSOMNIA IS SO COOL GANG

The Dharma on Facebook Marketplace is free, you can take it home with you.

linux solved github.com/haileyok/Mag...

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

quote post but change the lower back tattoo ✨According to all✨ ✨known laws of avi-✨ ✨ation, there is no way✨ ✨a bee should be able to✨ ✨fly. Its wings are too ✨ ✨small to ✨ get its ✨ ✨✨✨ fat ✨✨✨ little body off the ground.

Routine reminder to check out asiacarrera.com if you wanna bask in some early internet glory (and also to explain why boringkate.com looks the way it does).

I’m back in this fuck ass state (Maryland)

Doing more character work.

Working on a character.

I think the August 1985 issue of Playboy was on to something…

So I think tonight we’re hooking up the puppy to the breeding machine

Hi Chi-town.

Escaping Caelid soon.

I wish I had taken a picture when I drove under Fagboner Road in Ohio

You have to go 90 through Ohio otherwise you get Scarlet Rot.

I’m a dork. Every Time.

my bussy was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel

God we feel cute today.

So Warmb and Sweaty.

Didn’t take my Vyvanse today and I’m still fucking crushing it.

Writing Prompt: “Did you borrow my tits without asking!?”