Ryan Joseph

When I see that the Cavs have yet to blow a 14-point lead (Swishahouse remix)

Having to watch that joyless 13-6 OT slog and witness your team STILL lose is what every cornball UM Tri-State alum deserves! Your safety school that you convinced yourself into attending still sucks shit!

hearing reports of cleveland guardians?

Culturally, he was also a force: the GIFs, the league transition off court to feature players’ wardrobe A truly one-of-a-kind player

Drew’s given me the opportunity to bemoan what’s happened to GQ in the last five years, so I’ll take the opportunity to mention that the pub currently employs my former coworker Frazier Tharpe, whose writing was always fucking ass. But hey! The SUMMERMAN got to interview his big idol Jigga for GQ!

I have four: Royal Scam, Aja, Gaucho (will also take Aja, Gaucho, The Nightfly) Southernplaya…, ATLiens, Aquemini De La Soul Is Dead, Buhloone Mindstate, Stakes Is High The College Dropout, Late Registration, Graduation

Part of this is a decade+ of training yourself to see online as a PvP-enabled zone, sure, but the bigger thing is that there’s just people who are online so they can be dicks to strangers, and use political righteousness as a justification now

Keeping a folder of screenshots of things that you can use to dunk on someone later is proof that there’s people who never stopped behaving like it’s Twitter in 2016 and want to be mean to centrist pundits in a place that doesn’t really have any so badly that they’re inventing them.

It’s extremely sweet that they let a Muppet, Marc Cucurella, play in and win the World Cup

This game sucks, man

I think the pay-to-play discussion has been consistently and reliably stupid, and I am tired of it. And so I am happy to publish something from someone who I think is consistently and reliably smart about these things. If you're a US fan looking for a dose of post-World Cup optimism, here you go.

Real “I NEED TO BE MOTIVATED!!!!” hours when everything went from correctly joking about Graham’s death to now just being mad at Democrats. Would be great for voters and poasters alike to realize: you don’t like the messaging of Dems this AM? Go out and replace them in a primary!

I just want it to be known that a lot of people’s faves are responsible for not just amplifying Ken but Stoller and especially Grim when they were going after HRC and Biden—anyone seen as a mainstream Dem. They are certainly complicit in those dudes plus the ones below having any oxygen online!!

Eat so much shit, El Tri

England does not know the level of CONCACAF that’s gonna come their way. Biblical levels of it

Sir, there’s been a second red given by VAR

They saw this post

I hate that this is my current state but I need Morocco to pull it together to expose and eliminate Canada’s brand of anti-soccer to prevent the most annoying Canadians from experiencing any joy

Renato Veiga looks exactly like Zack Fox, and I need SOMEONE to agree with me that I’m not seeing things

The Supreme Court decides LeBron James CAN return to Cleveland in a 5-4 decision; Alito (shithead) and Thomas (worse) write the dissent that he should join the Warriors

At this point they should just start the quarterfinals onwards at the CFB Playoff sites to take it to true American sicko levels of sports watching

Crazy work

The issue since 2015 is that a lot of people (including a lot of your faves!) think that Dem politicians need to convince you and others into voting for them by converting you into a “fan.” That’s wrong, and I think partially caused both Dem losses in 2016 and 2020

This is true but I can’t figure out to what this RT, and the original Grossman post, are riffing off. If it’s just “too online wannabe political consultants are again making up a Democratic guy to get made at,” buddies, I have a wonderful soccer tournament that you can tap into to log off.

We’re gonna win the fucking World Cup

It’s called soccer now

Really appreciate Tim Baltz’s post-Righteous Gemstones career move

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

It’s probably “Paper Planes” tbh

She’s always sucked, though, now she’s just worse?

Walk-up music should be “Cousins”

It’s easier to get mad at mom than rightfully and continually direct your anger at your shithead dad

okay but like the burden is literally on us

I will remain a bonafide NFL hater and say I wish nothing but the worst for both of these fanbases while my favorite pro football team, the Browns, exists in its eternal state of malaise and will never come close to this game in my lifetime

Read this as “Ho Spice” at first. Anyways, my great-uncle was Lou’s HS football coach who got Lou into coaching, so I appreciate my family had the long-tail effect of bringing this graphic to fruition.

Bluesky should have a feature where if you get into an argument about whether an elected Democrat’s message was good or bad your phone delivers you an electric shock and makes you do a ten minute mindfulness lesson

It’s incredible how much I hate the Steelers that I’m actively steamed for a pro team from Detroit AND I stopped truly caring about the Browns when I was, like, 15

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